Man, a nigga ain’t had a full nights sleep since I launched ndngirls.com a few days ago. So much to do in so little time, and here I thought filming the video and taking the pics would be the hard part, heh… i’m putting in about 18-20hrs a day on this shit doing video editing/conversion, layouts, and lots of misc. shit not to mention trying to get my affiliate program shimmycash.com rolling. So thats why my eyes are slung low and my whiteboard is full of “to do” shits to get done. Such is life, but I don’t want to put out a bullshit product and this is what must be done when you’re running a one man show. Its now 1:26am and I’ve been working since 4am on the previous day. I’m gonna have a powernap until 5am, go workout at the gym, and get my ass back to the grind and continue getting this site ready until I am satisfied with it in my eyes. So check it out, and also peep the shimmy show for a little audio blog about all this and my latest travels as well.

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As many of you know, I like women of all types… especially those that wear sexy glasses, but lately I am really digging native american indian chicks due to me filming so many of them for my member site. Like craving them like a fat kid loves his candy bars. And whats really cool is the chicks actually dig me back, cause I’m quite an anomaly in their society as well. They don’t usually see black people that far up north unless its on TV. Its just too fucking cold up there for the brothers to dwell, and I had enough of that snow, ice, and sleet to last me a lifetime. But these girls greeted me warmly and were more than happy to warm my black ass up. I even had them turn on their stove burners to warm up the kitchen for me while I shot a scene there. Now thats hospitality for you. Even though one of the elements started smoking and it smelled like someone lit a bowling ball on fire in there, it was a great scene and made for some really good porn in my opinion. Its always good when the talent likes you back. I think I filmed these girls like 2 or 3 times each, both separately and together I liked them so much.

The skinny one is Tomasina and the curvy sexpot on the right is Danica, who happens to be 1/2 native indian and 1/2 italian. I’m not supposed to play favorites but god dam this girl was amazing and made the best videos of my whole trip up there and I actually like her so much we talked about getting her down here to florida for a bit to shoot and kick it, just because she’s so socially cool and cute and shit.

Anyhow back to work, by the end of this week the site has gotta be fully operational, members area up, billing working, etc so I better get to bed. One last rant, I do a little part time selling on amazon.com and some motherfucker who bought like $200 worth of dvds from me back in October (2 months ago) is now filing a claim saying he didn’t get his shit. From 2 months ago. Clearly the nigga is trying to scam and get some holiday money. And 2 others followed suit doing the same shit on amazon from my store. You cocksuckers need to get a life, and an honest hustle of your own. You’re not fucking amazon you’re fucking me…. truly a sign of the times we live in.

One last thing, I am encoding all of my videos in H.264 MP4 format, which is HD720p and in some cases HD1080p. Thats the same quality as Blu-Ray Discs so you’re going to get some really good quality shit in my members area. Full screen, watch some native american girls on your plasma TV in all its high-definition glory. And for the pics I’m going to include the full size 3000 pixel shots, not gonna shrink them shinks and compress them like other sites do. Here’s a little sample to show you what I mean. Later

I’m at a holiday inn hotel right now and my flight back to florida leaves in 2 hrs. Thats Tomasina in my little rental car eating a huge fucking cheeseburger that cost me $10.99 at A&W. Fast food is stupid expensive in canada. I think that was called a “double teen” cheeseburger. Could have got a footlong subway sub for that. Anyhow, I spent the last week up north in canada doing my 3rd round of filming for the NDNgirls website. I filmed 4hrs of content with 6 new native girls and also made sure to take stills this time so I have images for design and gallery promos. The site should be live and fully functional within 1 week from now so make sure to save 30 bucks on your card and check out my new shit that I’ve been working so diligently on for the past year. I didn’t wanna open up the doors of the paysite (like so many others do) and not have a worthwhile members area full of original exclusive content, or even worse, recycle generic “vanilla porn” that can be downloaded for free everywhere else. I wouldn’t put my name on some bullshit.

So with that said lets see here what else happened… I missed thanksgiving dinner with my family in florida and will have to go touch base with those negroes and see whats up when I get back. I had to fly out on turkey day because that was the cheapest day to leave on… also had to go to the dentist while up in canada, in between filming scenes to get a tooth yanked that was bothering me severely. I had a good time with the girls, took most of them out to eat and visited them in their apartments and shit after scenes, and even did a few behind the scenes interviews with a handful of the girls and also this indian art gallery owner to add a little culture/education to the site so it has some literary value and isn’t considered to be legally obscene, which would mean its entirely devoid of anything educational or socially redeemable. Nope not here… kinda like those old public service announcements in the back of hustler magazine that would say “read a book” or “prevent forest fires”… anyhow its all good. I have lots of shit to catch up on so I likely won’t blog until all the video is captured off the tapes, the pics are downloaded off the memory cards, and the site doors are open. I did record about a dozen episodes of the shimmy show and i’ll put them up once I get them off my iphone. Til then later, and look forward to seeing yall at the AVN / Internext show in Vegas baby… latah..

I’m busy with site designs and selling DVDs… lotsa shit to keep my plate full lately, and I’m planning another trip to make some more skin flicks. Thought I would take it easy for a change and play with Adobe Premiere. Enjoy, now I will have my nap… after you play the clip, check out www.hitthebitch.dk its some real far out shit some dudes in holland made… not my cup of tea but I can’t lie I did get a few cheap laughs in.  Laters

I make a lot of personal sacrificies to be a pornographer that many of you guys who aren’t in the industry don’t even realize. I don’t sleep much at all, work 80-100hrs per week, have to deal with all sorts of flakes, fakes, and deadend runarounds. Deals go bad, people wanna lowball, trashtalk, and steal your work when you put it up for sale, billing companies run off with all your hard earned money like a thief in the night, and to top it all off you are looked down upon by everyone in your family and community that somehow has a misconception about what exactly it is you do for a living. You can’t date any “normal” chicks, they will usually flee when you tell them the truth about how you make a living. Unless they’re hippie chicks, liberals, or lesbians, which can sometimes totally rock.

My mom actually called me the other day and asked was I busy having sex. Imagine that. And some hating ass niggas in my family keep running their mouths about all my “hoochie mamas” and “rump shakers on the boat” in miami… they somehow discovered fubarwebmasters.com and see me at all these porn conventions and gatherings across the country, then they started googling all the models I film and shit and start talking about them… at the fucking family dinner table with 3 generations of my folks seated partaking in a rare family meal. Classy negroes I tell you. Then they’ll whine and hit me up for some bread later on. And treat me like a stranger in my own house, that I gave them for fucking free. Cause I’m a pervert right, with no morals. And all my money is ill gotten and immoral. Nigga please.

So with all that said I’m a hustler in every sense of the word and I make no apologies. It is a very lonely life that I live but the tradeoff is well worth it when everyday I realize that I’m in control of everything, I ultimately have no one to answer to but my paying customers and affiliates, and I runs shit the way I wanna run it. Most of the time its a pain in the ass, but when you pay the cost to be the boss its really worth it when you have GOOD DAYS days like today. Sometimes the talent shows up, clean, sober, makeup ready, looking smokin hot, knows the paperwork and 2257 ID drill, and puts on an amazing performance where you actually start to believe every dirty sexy word that comes out of her mouth… thats what the fuck I’m talking about. And  Sierra Sanchez, you really made my day a good one… and reminded my why I do what I do for a living. Matter of fact you’re getting booked again this week so go buy a new outfit and some jewelry. peaceout.

I just started making preview trailers for NDNgirls.com, my site designer is working on the frontend of it right now since I suck at making cool looking photoshop pages. It is kinda fun to chop up movie clips and make trailers though… and I’m learning the black art of flash encoding so you can play the video clip on the page etc. Check out this little 1 min behind the scenes clip of Daisy… I have around an hour of video of each girl I film so there is plenty of fun snippets like these to go along with the fuck scenes, and every girl has a story I tell you… but its actually better if they tell you, in their own words… press play.

Which is quite ironic because I’ve had creative writers block and a bout of laziness for the past 3 days straight and I’m just now getting over it. Here’s the deal, I have about 10 hours of footage on DV tapes just sitting in a box on my desk that haven’t even been videocaptured. Which means they’re not online. Which means they’re not for sale and they are not making me any money. Fuck all that… so I gave myself a good kick in the ass and quit dicking around and got back to work, running 3 computers at the same time side by side. I also started the layout design of NDNgirls.com paysite tour (which isn’t uploaded as of yet, but within 24hrs will be live) and that proved to be challenging. I haven’t designed a paysite of my own in almost 4 years. Thats a long fucking time. And prior to that I used to just contract out designers because they clearly do a better job with photoshop than me… and thats probably the route I will go once the site gets some members in the door, just to clean things up a bit and make it easier for me to manage and update on my own.

So yeah man thats my online life, chopping up video and prepping it for the site launch. In the real world I’ve just been kinda laying low, doing my gym exercise thing daily but for the most part just trying to my ass motivated. I think I need a really good piece of pussy to balance all the chemicals in my body right about now. Not just any pussy, some good shit that will make me smile for 3 days straight. I haven’t come across any girls lately that turn my crank, maybe I don’t get out enough since I’m so focused on my websites and shit lately but it is crucial to my success plan… so the tradeoff is worth it. Here’s a bit of motivation for me… typically every morning I go visit some family members and kinfolks, and treat them to breakfast just to go and shoot the shit and keep in touch with them and famiy affairs. You know how cohesive nigga families are. And I think thats a good thing actually.

But anyhow the other day was the end of the month (halloween by the way) and that means they got their direct deposits and pensions and shit and they are typically nowhere to be found for about the next week until their monies run dry. So I went to breakfast myself and made a date with this slender spanish chica for later in the week and we’re gonna go bike riding and do some outdoor shit that I totally dig, and on the way out the restaurant I stopped by this new Lotus dealership and I saw a white Exige 260 that I simply must have. And that was my motivation… like I’ve always wanted a lotus elise since last year but now that I saw that 260 in person holy shit… and I would have no problem dropping $75k on a car that truly would make me happy, so long as I have a very nice home to garage it in first. So I’ve been getting hardons thinking about this little fucking car and here I sit, editing video and building web pages all damn day because I know its my vehicle to achieve my dreams. I’m actually gonna build a 2nd website right along side the NDNgirls.com site and just put my office POV vids in there because I find them really hilarious getting the girls candid and behind the scenes, which is something that few if any sites will ever show. I don’t like casting couch interviews so what I do after the papers are signed and before we start fucking or whatever is just sit a cam on the table or tripod and let it roll. The girl usually will be on her cell with her boyfriend, girlfriend, or some other motherfucker spieling the inner workings of her life. I’ve usually left the room to get a snack or something… and the footage you get is priceless. Check out the 1min video trailer my niggas… its a 200mb high quality fullscreen vid… click on Jayda below and tell me what you think:

It’s been almost a week since I got back from Canada if you’ve been following me on my little MP3 audioblog shimmyshow.com and I’m just now getting around to doing video capture from all the indian girls I filmed up on the reserve up north. I really need to get another computer but what I’ve got will have to do (a P4, 3.2ghz with 1gb ram that i got off ebay for $80 a while back) its not a bad computer but it crashes EVERY 10 minutes so I can’t just run the video and let it copy, I have to make like hundreds of little 2 minute clips and later on join/splice/edit them all together. I’m wasting a huge amount of time here doing it this way and think I will just buy another one on ebay, matter of fact I’m going to shop for one as soon as I’m done typing this and get some paypal money rustled up to buy the damn thing because I hate wasting time inefficiently. Not much else has transpired, and aside from working out, buying some fruit, and doing my laundry my ass has been glued to the chair in my office almost all day long. But at least shits getting done. Nobodys gonna edit the video and build the site for me, and this is all that “hard work” phase before any of the shit even makes me a dollar, but the money is coming real soon, and soon enough you folks will be able to whip out yer credit card and join up, and see something the web has been missing since it first debuted. No time for internet or real life drama, I got work to do. And oh yes by the way I did get my girl out jail and got her home safely in case any of you are wondering. Never turn your back on people and always keep your word to folks. peaceout

shimmy

It is a HUGE hassle to do the NDNGIRLS.COM project, and I don’t think you niggas realize how much work, travel, and logistics actually go into me getting these hard to find girls on remote indian reservations to do sex movies with me, so I thought I would compile just a small fraction of this shit that I have to go through in order to come home with just a few tapes. This doesn’t include the airfare, border crossing and immigration hassles, and the mandatory ripping up of your cars interior, involuntary detainment, and the occasional arrest and car impound… once you’ve made it through all that you’re going to freeze your nuts off and basically have to travel through a world like CJ in grand theft auto san andreas to find your girls. Narrow dangerous unmarked roads leading to nowhere, little signs of civilization, ice and snowstorms, wannabe gangsta ass indians who act WORSE than real hood niggas…. wild fucking deers, bears, and moose around every corner. Its totally a real life video game, but is it worth it….. yes to me it is. So you niggas had better join up my site when it goes live real soon because I put my all into it, you’re not gonna get some bullshit ass LA “porn valley” production. You’re gonna get the real fucking deal. And for the record, the croc hunter don’t have shit on shimmy…