I’m at a holiday inn hotel right now and my flight back to florida leaves in 2 hrs. Thats Tomasina in my little rental car eating a huge fucking cheeseburger that cost me $10.99 at A&W. Fast food is stupid expensive in canada. I think that was called a “double teen” cheeseburger. Could have got a footlong subway sub for that. Anyhow, I spent the last week up north in canada doing my 3rd round of filming for the NDNgirls website. I filmed 4hrs of content with 6 new native girls and also made sure to take stills this time so I have images for design and gallery promos. The site should be live and fully functional within 1 week from now so make sure to save 30 bucks on your card and check out my new shit that I’ve been working so diligently on for the past year. I didn’t wanna open up the doors of the paysite (like so many others do) and not have a worthwhile members area full of original exclusive content, or even worse, recycle generic “vanilla porn” that can be downloaded for free everywhere else. I wouldn’t put my name on some bullshit.

So with that said lets see here what else happened… I missed thanksgiving dinner with my family in florida and will have to go touch base with those negroes and see whats up when I get back. I had to fly out on turkey day because that was the cheapest day to leave on… also had to go to the dentist while up in canada, in between filming scenes to get a tooth yanked that was bothering me severely. I had a good time with the girls, took most of them out to eat and visited them in their apartments and shit after scenes, and even did a few behind the scenes interviews with a handful of the girls and also this indian art gallery owner to add a little culture/education to the site so it has some literary value and isn’t considered to be legally obscene, which would mean its entirely devoid of anything educational or socially redeemable. Nope not here… kinda like those old public service announcements in the back of hustler magazine that would say “read a book” or “prevent forest fires”… anyhow its all good. I have lots of shit to catch up on so I likely won’t blog until all the video is captured off the tapes, the pics are downloaded off the memory cards, and the site doors are open. I did record about a dozen episodes of the shimmy show and i’ll put them up once I get them off my iphone. Til then later, and look forward to seeing yall at the AVN / Internext show in Vegas baby… latah..

Man I feel accomplished today. I actually carried out about 90% of the things on my to do list which I am back in the habit of making everyday. Funny how shit gets done when you write it down. After some tumultuous times traveling last week to canada and back I decided to splurge and do some impulse shopping once I got back on US soil. I went ahead and ordered a 32″ LCD to use as my computer monitor because I have a LOT of video editing to do here. I filmed 3 new indian girls up in canada and they delivered some smokin hot scenes, and I’ve done quite a bit of local filming right here in florida. Believe it or not as I type this at the office, this little puertorican chica who sold me this GPS for my car on craigslist knocks on my door and says she wants to do a video with me. I told her first thing friday since my ass is kinda broke right now from all the shopping and traveling I’ve done. By the way that is big boobed 18 year old Hailey Cummings in the photo there. I shot her first scene so maybe she will go places and it will be a classic shimmy production. We shall soon find out. The glasses were my idea to kink her up a bit…

So yeah yesterday I filmed Hailey and her boyfriend getting it on and it was actually the first time I paid money out of my own pocket to film other people fucking in 3rd person. White folks at that, see I’m not racist The video came out well but the only issue is that its a bit vanilla, and it will probably pay for itself  (lets fucking hope so) on clips4sale or hotmovies. Maybe… but as we all know white on white just is not a hot seller lately. Usually i’m the talent in all my movies but like anything you have to experiment with different styles of shooting every now and then. My only regret is dude took over an hour to blow his load on his little busty teen hottie, but it was ok as I wasn’t late for my evening driver job. Overall it was alright and not too bad. You can certainly get camera angles POV doesn’t allow for when you know how to frame up your shots well.

There are so many details I’m leaving out about my life as an adult webmaster/pornographer, and its probably not too concerning to the average citizen. I basically work a job just like you guys and gals do, and deal with the same people, doing the same shit basically. Its probably not even worth mentioning the minute details. But for those of you who want the true inside scoop, make sure you check out the shimmy show for audioblog episodes of my crazy life. I really need to start putting advertisements etc on these pages because a lot of you niggas are hitting my blogs and radio show up lately and I’m sure you wanna see some tits and ass and not just read and listen to me drone on about shit. I’d rather talk than type anyday.

At least I got my oil changed today, washed the ride, dropped off my iphone to get fixed, and got a big ass jumbo sized computer monitor ordered up. My new shelltoe adidas came in the mail today too. Its nice to be able to finally buy some shit after living po’ for so long. And its nice to have your phone ringing and your door knocking with girls who wanna fuck on video too. Man this shit is getting easier and easier by the day I can’t wait to see how much progress I’ve made by the end of this year. I’m going to also submit Hailey and Sean to this couples website that pays for sex tapes, the same one I tried to get foxy roxy to do with me last month and we’ll see how it goes. I think I can sell them if I pitch their audition video right…

peaceout

Shimmy

I’m in the lobby of a Best Western hotel in rural podunk Wisconsin, en route back up to canada as I write this to drop my kids off to their babymama, my boys are snoozing and its 3am. They are burnt out from florida beaches, countless swiming pools, gokarts, jetskis, and daddy adventures with me while I have them for the summer. I have been offline damn near for 3 weeks and it feels pretty good. Then I started getting this itch, about updating this blog, building sites, shooting content, etc… about the only thing I used the web for was my eBay auctions, basic email, and printing maps and coupons, and hotwire.com hotel reservations for my vacation with my kids. I’m not a laptop guy, nor a pda or blackberry iphone guy. Really not even a cell phone guy, so you know how I roll.

I had a good trip doing the daddy thing and all with my kids and tried to cram as much fun as possible in the 3 weeks they were with me in Florida. I also picked up a MP3 with a voice recorder function to do a little audio blog while being offline all those weeks, and I’m going to post that up if it this hotel pc allows for USB port to be used. I’ll be in canada just for the weekend then will be headed back to hollywood FL for the internext convention, so hope to see y’all there. I need to go workout so I’m gonna end this for now and try to upload some shit, got HOURS of me talking shit for those of you that love to hear me run my mouth. My first attempt at a radio show and I think its kinda fun. Maybe I’ll reg. a domain for it and call it “the shimmy show” or something soon.

peaceout, cya in florida in a few days at internext

Amazingly, not everything in my world revolves around porn! Right now I’m on the road taking my kids from canada on a little 2 week road trip at the moment and trying to live a somewhat normal life as a babydaddy. My kids haven’t been to America in almost a year and they are having a fucking blast. They are gonna be spoiled when they get back to their mama, but its good to be the ‘good parent’ for a change. Its hot as hell down in the south and my black ass will be laying on the beach in about 48 hours so yall have a good summer. I’ll be at Internext florida in Hollywood by the way and be filming my indian chicks once I take my kids back home. Until then, yall have a good summer, get some skin, and take it easy wherever you are. Kira’s smoking video is burning up youtube by the way… peaceout

Alright its time I start monetizing all my hard work. I’ve been busy filming scenes here and there in prep for some site launches this summer and took a break to attend XBIZ Summer Forum at the last minute. I registered on site and got shafted for the full $250 but it was still well worth it for the contacts and hookups I made. Regardless, you gotta reg. for these shows waaay ahead of time. So I hopped a last minute flight to Vegas and went on to the show. I didn’t even stay at the Hard Rock hotel where everyone else on site did, I stayed way the fuck at the end of the strip on Fremont street. My room was an amazing $14 a nite at Binions, and I know why…. there is a lightshow and street concert that lasts until 2am everynite and you can’t sleep at all. Not that you come to Vegas to sleep. And I figured as little sleep as I get in LV paying a premium for a hotel room is not very smart.

At the show I met up with Eva Angelina and totally did a double take as she looks almost as dark as me in person without makeup. She’s smokin hot and looks even better after having her baby. Also briefly met Aria Giovanni in the pool, and quite a few solo girls. Everyone on site is cool as fuck and relaxed just like me…. Its not like the girls have to have their guard up like they do at consumer shows. So yeah beyond the typical networking and business card swapping this was a pretty cool show and I’m glad I attended. I didn’t gamble 1 cent in Vegas and I’m proud of that. My biggest loss was paying $18 for a Mai Tai at the poolside bar down where the convention cabanas were held (should have asked the price first…) but overall it was a great experience. Special thanks to VideoSecrets for putting on the Gokart races that totally kicked ass and to the entire XBIZ staff. Now it’s time I get my black ass to work and doing something with all these DV tapes here… and yes by the way Ariel (Filly girl) you’re short, hot, and we should definitely fuck soon. Gotta run, Adobe Premiere is calling me…

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Oh yeah. I’ve been gone for 3 weeks and feel totally recharged. Amped up. Pumped. Finally got out of crusty ol’ california and put my plans into action. Started off the trip with eXXXotica Miami. Gatdam… even though it was just a consumer show it was off the chain. All the big name LA circuit girls were there but it was by no means an AVN show. But the most kickass part of my Miami trip wasn’t even the porn show, it was South Beach Miami, a spot I had never been. Up until now I’ve only done Hollywood, Ft. Lauderdale, and Hallandale beaches… but never ventured the extra 30 miles to south beach where its oh so live. And let me tell you it was worth it nigga! I have never witnessed so many fine ass girls in such a small place, strutting their shit around topless wearing dental floss up their ass cracks.

Friendly too, and not the least bit shy… firm backsides, flat bellies, perky titties, and a tan that only south florida sun and salty ocean water can produce. I could happily live the rest of my days on that beach… it is truly the best beach in Florida, if not the whole USA. I know where I will be spending a good portion of my summer.

So yeah anyhow I left Miami after 4 short days on the beach that went by all too quickly and jetted up to Orlando. I had to follow thru with shooting some scenes so I booked a nice little condo for a few days and filmed some very energetic local talent. What sucked on this shoot was my CanonGL1 broke for some unknown reason (no power) and I had to scramble last minute to get one on ebay. I nabbed one for $950 and got a 2nd one with a few issues for $450… so now at least the shoots could go on as scheduled. Always something I tell ya. In this trip I broke 2 worklights, 1 PC, 1 hotshoe videolight, and 1 canon videocamera. All these casualties tell me that equipment, much like heavy furniture… does not like to travel.

I’ll be spending the next few days getting my west coast life back in order, then will focus on post production of the scenes and monetizing them with VOD, DVD, and future web projects. Also need to get some more office space out here in Cali. In addition I need to shave off the 12 lbs I gained on this trip… yikes. Back to the gym and 10miles on the treadmill… I better get another bike too. Have a shitload of show and beach pics I need to upload, maybe I’ll make a little gallery for your viewing pleasure later… you guys will have to pay for the good shit.

Shimmy

Have to admit that the California lifestyle that I grew up with has changed in the past few years I’ve been absent from the country. There is a photo of me, about 3 months ago, freezing outside of a Canadian airport waiting for a bus at midnight… right before the seasons first snowfall. I had just returned from Vegas, and It was at least -20 degrees that night, and the best fuzzy pimp hat in the world couldn’t keep my body warm. At least I don’t have harsh environmental challenges like this in California… though the economy is still rather fucked up, the sky is blue and the sun shines, which is more than I can say for living in the midwest region of a socialist country. So yep I’m happy to be here. I’ve gone though many jobs/gigs since I arrived back here 2 months ago and I’m getting by okay, prepping  for my big shoots this summer in Florida. That shit is gonna be off the chain, and I’m expecting it to rain cash like it’s 1999 all over again with the hot niche movies I’m gonna be cranking out.

Not to be neglecting my blog here, but I’ve been busy ebaying my ass off, buying/selling to get more camera and lighting toys, in addition to working gig after gig to finance these films, the talent, and the locations. So if I’m a bit slow in replying back to your emails/ims/voicemails give me the benefit of the doubt. Niggas are keeping me busy in every respect and I swear that I’m working a minimum of 5 different jobs every week. I take them as they come and rarely turn down a cash offer. So get it how you live in California, it’s the only way to survive out here. People are shocked the state is “broke” and I thought this was all bullshit hype on the news to scare folks…. until all the teachers in my city got laid off 2 days ago because like I said, the state is “broke”. Then I realized the sky really was falling here. Its going to be interesting to see how people dig their way out of this hole, as its getting deeper by the minute. Porn is gonna prove to be America’s (and my own) saving grace once again… so get shooting!

Definitely a place every man needs to visit at least once in his lifetime…