So I’m driving on the way home and feeling super good after getting a good lay and traffic gets light… so I whip out my iPhone and check my email at 65mph. Don’t try this at home folks I am a professional driver… anyhow I got the usual crap in my inbox. Bills, spam, bookings, hate mail, ebay shit… then one headline sticks out “HALEY CUMMINGS AVAILABLE NOW”. From Foxx modeling on the west coast. If you recall back on this blog a few months ago I filmed the worlds longest blowjob scene (45 fuckkin minutes!) with Haley and her boyfriend in my little tiny 100sq ft office. During business hours at that, and they were loud as a motherfucker too. I could imagine what the insurance salesmens and lawyers in the offices next door were thinking.

So yeah man I actually felt proud of her for a minute happy she is making a come up and getting somewhere in the industry. In florida peeps are always broke as a motherfucker and sometimes… well often times… you just gotta get up outta the area to get your paper on. And for her to figure that out at 18yrs old makes me give her mad props. I still have their tapes in a box in my closet that I filmed and I haven’t done anything with it yet because I don’t have a themed site to put it on, hopefully her 1st b/g scene I shot will be a prized collectors item or something once she’s plastered all over everyones websites and dvds from doing the LA porn circuit. Go getcha money on girl. And put the glasses back on that was my idea and you look so much naughtier with them on. By the way if anyone wants to buy that white couch it’s still in my old office space. Matter of fact you can have it for free just go pick it up. Later folks…

I make a lot of personal sacrificies to be a pornographer that many of you guys who aren’t in the industry don’t even realize. I don’t sleep much at all, work 80-100hrs per week, have to deal with all sorts of flakes, fakes, and deadend runarounds. Deals go bad, people wanna lowball, trashtalk, and steal your work when you put it up for sale, billing companies run off with all your hard earned money like a thief in the night, and to top it all off you are looked down upon by everyone in your family and community that somehow has a misconception about what exactly it is you do for a living. You can’t date any “normal” chicks, they will usually flee when you tell them the truth about how you make a living. Unless they’re hippie chicks, liberals, or lesbians, which can sometimes totally rock.

My mom actually called me the other day and asked was I busy having sex. Imagine that. And some hating ass niggas in my family keep running their mouths about all my “hoochie mamas” and “rump shakers on the boat” in miami… they somehow discovered fubarwebmasters.com and see me at all these porn conventions and gatherings across the country, then they started googling all the models I film and shit and start talking about them… at the fucking family dinner table with 3 generations of my folks seated partaking in a rare family meal. Classy negroes I tell you. Then they’ll whine and hit me up for some bread later on. And treat me like a stranger in my own house, that I gave them for fucking free. Cause I’m a pervert right, with no morals. And all my money is ill gotten and immoral. Nigga please.

So with all that said I’m a hustler in every sense of the word and I make no apologies. It is a very lonely life that I live but the tradeoff is well worth it when everyday I realize that I’m in control of everything, I ultimately have no one to answer to but my paying customers and affiliates, and I runs shit the way I wanna run it. Most of the time its a pain in the ass, but when you pay the cost to be the boss its really worth it when you have GOOD DAYS days like today. Sometimes the talent shows up, clean, sober, makeup ready, looking smokin hot, knows the paperwork and 2257 ID drill, and puts on an amazing performance where you actually start to believe every dirty sexy word that comes out of her mouth… thats what the fuck I’m talking about. And  Sierra Sanchez, you really made my day a good one… and reminded my why I do what I do for a living. Matter of fact you’re getting booked again this week so go buy a new outfit and some jewelry. peaceout.

It has been a busy busy BUSY week, would make a good script for a movie or a reality tv show (or the shimmyshow.com!). Quit the rickshaw job, got a job as an escort driver, quit that, partnered up with an 18 year old italian chick who is bratty and annoying as fuck, and setup a blowbang scene in tampa for next weekend since this week all the male talent was acting like little pussies… so busy, so little sleep… pimpin ain’t easy.

LISTEN TO THE FULL STORY HERE…. MP3 format… too long to write, I am just oh so tired dude…

peaceout

Well as I’ve been yapping so much about this indian girls project I finally got around to putting up some footage from my first round of filming up north on the rez to test the waters. So far I’m quite impressed… and without further ado I present to you the one niche that has been sorely ignored by the rest of the adult web, hot native american indian girls. Awesome genetics, minimal body fat, slick shiny hair, big lips, need I say more? I’ll be headed back to the rez to film more hotties as soon as I stabilize things here in my new office space and bank up some bills. This video series I’m filming will be 100% amateur girls, no acting, no scripted “reality” pickup scenes, just how it all went down. If I met a girl at Subway while I’m waiting for my $5 footlong sub to be made, thats what you’re gonna get. If a chick at the laundromat wants to make a few extra bucks in the bathroom while her shit is tumbling around in the dryer, then thats exactly what the movie is gonna be. Why sugarcoat shit, let them act as natural as they can with a camera in front of them. I think I have my niche carved out for me… time to get busy and roll tape

Alright, I admit that I’m a little biased towards India Summers. I don’t really have any “favorites” when it comes to porn stars, but since she first popped my porn cherry on camera with a handjob scene for kink.com my sex life has been dramatically changed… so much to the point where I can only remember the first few scenes I did, then they all kinda sorta blurred together. But you never forget your first anything. Enter India Summers. 2 years older than me, slim yet sporty athletic body, talks dirty on cam, yet she is smarter than your computer, relaxed, funny, will fuck your brains out, yet is poised and composed off cam… quite the lady.

Maybe it was her cool headedness, big vocabulary, or maybe she just gives really good handjobs… I dunno. Either way she set the bar for industry talent so far as I’m concerned. So anyhow this new site launched yesterday called Black Meat Lovers. My aussie boys down under created it. And yep, you guess it, India Summers in there. I haven’t updated my sponsors in a while so I thought I’d shoot a little traffic their way and hustle up some rent money now that I’m back online after all my traveling. Babymomma sent me a message the kids need more schoolclothes too, so help a nigga out and join for just $1.00, and check out fine ass India Summers and a whole shitload of other white girls fucking niggas like me on film for fun and profit. And thats about as blunt as I can put it. And yes, she does swallow in the end Well worth a buck, so check her out at black meat lovers and see just what I’ve been yappin about… peaceout.

Ohhhhkayyy! This is the first time in about a month since I’ve connected my main computer to the internet. I’ve finally relocated to my new office space, and it feels good to have some privacy and respect goddammit. I’ve been hopping back and forth and public libraries and hotels, and you can’t really work on your porn shit there. Either the filters block it, or its simple not appropriate to do in public with prying eyes everywhere. I think damn near everyone wants to secretly spy on what a black dude is using a public computer for. Anyhow, I haven’t forget about my passion for writing, speaking, and entertaining, and over the course of the last 2 months, and made an audioblog/radioshow for your listening pleasure. I won’t spoil the details, but you can check it out at http://www.shimmyshow.com

Alright its time I start monetizing all my hard work. I’ve been busy filming scenes here and there in prep for some site launches this summer and took a break to attend XBIZ Summer Forum at the last minute. I registered on site and got shafted for the full $250 but it was still well worth it for the contacts and hookups I made. Regardless, you gotta reg. for these shows waaay ahead of time. So I hopped a last minute flight to Vegas and went on to the show. I didn’t even stay at the Hard Rock hotel where everyone else on site did, I stayed way the fuck at the end of the strip on Fremont street. My room was an amazing $14 a nite at Binions, and I know why…. there is a lightshow and street concert that lasts until 2am everynite and you can’t sleep at all. Not that you come to Vegas to sleep. And I figured as little sleep as I get in LV paying a premium for a hotel room is not very smart.

At the show I met up with Eva Angelina and totally did a double take as she looks almost as dark as me in person without makeup. She’s smokin hot and looks even better after having her baby. Also briefly met Aria Giovanni in the pool, and quite a few solo girls. Everyone on site is cool as fuck and relaxed just like me…. Its not like the girls have to have their guard up like they do at consumer shows. So yeah beyond the typical networking and business card swapping this was a pretty cool show and I’m glad I attended. I didn’t gamble 1 cent in Vegas and I’m proud of that. My biggest loss was paying $18 for a Mai Tai at the poolside bar down where the convention cabanas were held (should have asked the price first…) but overall it was a great experience. Special thanks to VideoSecrets for putting on the Gokart races that totally kicked ass and to the entire XBIZ staff. Now it’s time I get my black ass to work and doing something with all these DV tapes here… and yes by the way Ariel (Filly girl) you’re short, hot, and we should definitely fuck soon. Gotta run, Adobe Premiere is calling me…

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Busy, busy life I lead… ever hear the song Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Good jam. Fitting for the past few weeks too.  I know it’s been a while since I updated Shimmy’s Bookmarks too. I’ve just been busy hustling that cash. This weekend I worked with CalTalent talent agency for a Toyota promo gig at a farmers market, and also did a little b/g scene for SFAsians that was pretty hot. This was all just yesterday, so you can imagine how exhausted I am, running across town from one gig to another. Its a good thing I workout and drink smoothies all day long. So today I played with my CanonGL camera some more and rode the bike all over town… the exhaustion has just now hit me so I’m gonna catch a nap before my evening workout and call it a day. I’m booked for another gig next weekend doing nutritional supplement promos and hopefully will line up more adult work before I hit up Exxxotica Miami in May, Cybernet Expo in SanFran (June) and Internext Hollywood in August. Hope to have my 1st few DVDs out by August too. Gonna be busy, and I’m ready for it!

“Oh fuck YEAH… GIVE IT TO ME!” she screamed, right as my eyes locked onto her sexy steamy light-brown almond eyes… and jizzed all over her. I swear, India Summer is one hell of a high-energy actress, and considering this shoot has an edited run time of over an hour (that is a long time by porno standards) she played her part oh so well with everyone on set and is a very nice, mellow, and down to earth gal when the cams and lights are off.

During my little scene with her, I really couldn’t tell if she was in character or not… I mean she had clothespins on her nipples and was giving me a handjob, with handcuffs on (thats a first) and prior to that she was practically speaking in tongues during the whipping and toe-sucking scenes… I think she deserves some sort of award or at least a noteable mention for pulling this scene off so well. I would pay a fortune for the bloopers reel of me dragging her into the wrong booth and knocking over all the lighting and shit (take 2!) but thats another story within itself. The funniest part about this shoot that didn’t make the final cut… Dude with the glasses totally humiliates himself and says to India “I’m gonna pulll out my little white cock for you to jerk!” which he does, and she strokes him but he couldn’t complete the scene if you know what I mean. I could hardly contain myself in the corner and had to nearly bite a hole in my lip to keep from laughing and having the camera pick it up. Overall a fun time, I just wish my lines with Princess Donna were not edited out… she hands me a flogging whip and I say to her “I’ve been waiting to whip somebodys ass today!” and that didn’t make the cut. Oh, and my beating scenes were cut short… I guess it got too repetitive. I spent most of my time there observing the crew, lighting setups, equipment, etc and taking notes. Just another day in California. India if you’re reading this don’t forget to send me the group shot of the cast on your cam. Goodnite folks, I’m off to workout now, and I think I’ve given away enough free porn for a Sunday. If you wanna help pay my bills join the site and buy the shoot as I do get a little kickback from them.

Shimmy

Its a surreal experience when you are surfing porn sites and see yourself on the front page. I’m the adequately described “stranger” who “covered India in cum” (in their words) on this weeks update for PublicDisgrace.com titled “Piece of Cake”. I never wear all-black but it was a requirement for the shoot, and I think I look kinda fat. The camera adds 10 pounds right. Let me go ahead and join their site so I can see how the final cut came out… hopefully my bloopers were edited. Will update this post once I see it for myself. This is the exact type of shit that is sure to come out of the woodwork when I run for a president one day. But you only live once, and it’s best to do it without regrets. Had a great time and can’t wait to start shooting my own fun little films. Now let me go watch this video and I’ll give a review on it.