I’ve been posted up in my new spot for about a week now and haven’t even gotten around to furnishing it yet. I don’t like to bring old shit into new living spaces so I’m getting some Ikea stuff this week, and Suze baby if you’re reading this I’m gonna need to use your employee discount On to more pressing matters, for the past 4 days I haven’t been able to get too much actual website/computer work done cause this white chick has been staying with me for a little bit trying to make her some bucks on the internet. And she has done so, which is a good thing because when I went to get her the power had got shut off at her apt and she was in all kinds of dire straits. So after a few days with me she is back on her feet and in a few hours I’m gonna run her happy ass back home. Thats the good news, her problems are solved and she’s outta my hair.

I wish 18 year olds had a mute button. really i do. All day and night on the phone, computer, webcam with her loser boyfriend wondering why she’s broke and has no hot water or utilities. I wanna buy a big fish from an open air seafood market and just smack the shit out of her with it I swear. But anyhow such is life, and I do what I can for people. Just the annoyance factor that goes with the territory is unbelievable. So much so, I should tape record some of this shit for rainy day entertainment. This chick litterally gets in arguments with herself, and loses all day and night. Constant drama addiction, like its a narcotic… and some nigga she’s got on deck is actually stupid enough to answer the phone and argue back with her at 3am. She lives for this shit. Me on the other hand, I’m 31 and can’t wait to hear the quietness of the birds chirping on my balcony in the morning while I do pushups and my exercise ball workout, and watch some of my own porn on my flatscreen. I gotta run for now, will update more in a bit. At least I checked some C notes for my trouble. Nice to meet all you yoga folks and hippie chicks too today, you know who you are. Laters.

For those of you that don’t know, I post on a few discussion forums and blogs every now and then if I see something appropriate I can chime in on. Here’s today’s judgement from bluecorncomics, some indian website forum/blog I frequent. There was a very judgemental post about Taj Passion, a native navajo girl I will be filming soon alongside with Asiandivagirls.com, so I posted and added my 2 cents about indians doing porn, etc… and apparently I’m a “self-hating racist male chauvinist pig, living a Blaxploitation movie pimp stereotype“.  And this darla bitch would be happier if some cracker ass cracker simp was running my NDNgirls website rather than me because they know how to treat ladies. Ohkay. Entertaining.

hey folks, relax… its just a fucking movie

now go buy a discounted trial membership to NDNgirls.com for $1.00 and be entertained. Think of it as my Kwanzaa gift to you. Enjoy, I’m off to Cali and Vegas beeyotch

This midlife crisis thing really kicks ass. Its amazing some days actually.

K now let me get my ass back to work on updating my sites. Laters.

Well, that last shoot kinda crashed and burned. After a week of searching for a replacement girl/couple I just said fuckit to that project and decided to focus more on finishing up the native american indian girls website for October. Only problem is, my funds are low since I just moved here from Cali on a whim, and there isn’t really any “male talent’ gigs to be found here, and girls are just acting kinda flaky for filming at the moment (wait until the middle of the month whey they asses is broke… they’ll be calling) so for now I need some cash asap and I’m not trying to sell off my cars and equipment and shit. So as a last resort, I turned to the so called real world of work.

Hopped on craigslist and put in for a temp job at an adult video store, and also I’m doing the weirdest shit ever being a rickshaw driver at night for a pedicab company in orlando. I use my mountain bike to tow drunk fat white girls from their favorite bar/nightclub to their car or hotel for cash money while they take photos of my sweaty black ass from behind in their carriage. Tonite is only my 2nd nite out there, and its hard work pedaling a bike for 7 hours straight while towing 700lbs of disorderly humans behind you, but its only short term work. Gimme 3 weeks of that, and I’ll be up north filming, getting the site up, and all this shit will be distant memories. You have to realize that I’m not so self righteous or proud that manual labor is beneath me. I’m hustling til the sun comes up damn near and don’t get home til after 3am. Oh the sacrifices I’m making to produce some good unique porn for you niggas… if you see me riding, do me a favor and don’t pretend like you’re cracking a goddam whip on my back, and tips are appreciated

Shimmy

Ohhhhkayyy! This is the first time in about a month since I’ve connected my main computer to the internet. I’ve finally relocated to my new office space, and it feels good to have some privacy and respect goddammit. I’ve been hopping back and forth and public libraries and hotels, and you can’t really work on your porn shit there. Either the filters block it, or its simple not appropriate to do in public with prying eyes everywhere. I think damn near everyone wants to secretly spy on what a black dude is using a public computer for. Anyhow, I haven’t forget about my passion for writing, speaking, and entertaining, and over the course of the last 2 months, and made an audioblog/radioshow for your listening pleasure. I won’t spoil the details, but you can check it out at http://www.shimmyshow.com

I’m in the lobby of a Best Western hotel in rural podunk Wisconsin, en route back up to canada as I write this to drop my kids off to their babymama, my boys are snoozing and its 3am. They are burnt out from florida beaches, countless swiming pools, gokarts, jetskis, and daddy adventures with me while I have them for the summer. I have been offline damn near for 3 weeks and it feels pretty good. Then I started getting this itch, about updating this blog, building sites, shooting content, etc… about the only thing I used the web for was my eBay auctions, basic email, and printing maps and coupons, and hotwire.com hotel reservations for my vacation with my kids. I’m not a laptop guy, nor a pda or blackberry iphone guy. Really not even a cell phone guy, so you know how I roll.

I had a good trip doing the daddy thing and all with my kids and tried to cram as much fun as possible in the 3 weeks they were with me in Florida. I also picked up a MP3 with a voice recorder function to do a little audio blog while being offline all those weeks, and I’m going to post that up if it this hotel pc allows for USB port to be used. I’ll be in canada just for the weekend then will be headed back to hollywood FL for the internext convention, so hope to see y’all there. I need to go workout so I’m gonna end this for now and try to upload some shit, got HOURS of me talking shit for those of you that love to hear me run my mouth. My first attempt at a radio show and I think its kinda fun. Maybe I’ll reg. a domain for it and call it “the shimmy show” or something soon.

peaceout, cya in florida in a few days at internext