It is a HUGE hassle to do the NDNGIRLS.COM project, and I don’t think you niggas realize how much work, travel, and logistics actually go into me getting these hard to find girls on remote indian reservations to do sex movies with me, so I thought I would compile just a small fraction of this shit that I have to go through in order to come home with just a few tapes. This doesn’t include the airfare, border crossing and immigration hassles, and the mandatory ripping up of your cars interior, involuntary detainment, and the occasional arrest and car impound… once you’ve made it through all that you’re going to freeze your nuts off and basically have to travel through a world like CJ in grand theft auto san andreas to find your girls. Narrow dangerous unmarked roads leading to nowhere, little signs of civilization, ice and snowstorms, wannabe gangsta ass indians who act WORSE than real hood niggas…. wild fucking deers, bears, and moose around every corner. Its totally a real life video game, but is it worth it….. yes to me it is. So you niggas had better join up my site when it goes live real soon because I put my all into it, you’re not gonna get some bullshit ass LA “porn valley” production. You’re gonna get the real fucking deal. And for the record, the croc hunter don’t have shit on shimmy…

It has been a busy busy BUSY week, would make a good script for a movie or a reality tv show (or the shimmyshow.com!). Quit the rickshaw job, got a job as an escort driver, quit that, partnered up with an 18 year old italian chick who is bratty and annoying as fuck, and setup a blowbang scene in tampa for next weekend since this week all the male talent was acting like little pussies… so busy, so little sleep… pimpin ain’t easy.

LISTEN TO THE FULL STORY HERE…. MP3 format… too long to write, I am just oh so tired dude…

peaceout

Ohhhhkayyy! This is the first time in about a month since I’ve connected my main computer to the internet. I’ve finally relocated to my new office space, and it feels good to have some privacy and respect goddammit. I’ve been hopping back and forth and public libraries and hotels, and you can’t really work on your porn shit there. Either the filters block it, or its simple not appropriate to do in public with prying eyes everywhere. I think damn near everyone wants to secretly spy on what a black dude is using a public computer for. Anyhow, I haven’t forget about my passion for writing, speaking, and entertaining, and over the course of the last 2 months, and made an audioblog/radioshow for your listening pleasure. I won’t spoil the details, but you can check it out at http://www.shimmyshow.com

Economy still in a crunch. Nobody giving out credit to anyone. Or are they?? Hmm… Last week I posted about the importance of getting yourself a DUNS number from dnb.com to keep your business credit profile separate from your personal credit score you already have with Equifax and those other 2 knucklehead credit bureaus. I found another good (free) resource to get your business profile added on more 411 exchanges, and that is YellowPages.com Business Solution Center which is now owned by AT&T. As I said before once you’re in one 411 directory, you typically get listed in all of them, but you can speed up the process dramatically when you apply to them individually. It is key for your biz to get listed because when you apply for business lines of credit at Staples, Ikea, Costco, Home Depot, etc to get all your furniture, lights, equipment, etc the first thing they are going to do is call 411 to make sure your company is listed and is legit. And the more directories you are listed in the better.

After that, they will check your Paydex score (similiar to your FICO) to see how well you have been paying your business credit. The typical order I recommend to people is once you get your Staples account, go buy something small and pay the bill in full right away, like a few days later right at the store. This will raise your paydex up high really fast. About a month later, you’ll be able to get biz credit from Nebs, Quills, and a few other office supply merchants. After 3 months you’ll be able to get a Citibank biz card, TigerDirect.com, Home Depot card, and probably a few gas station cards. At the 6 month mark you can get Ikea (nice!) and a lot of the other bigger accounts. Initially most of these guys will give you a credit limit of around $3k each which you can do a lot of nice things with, all without ever entering a PG (personal guarantee) meaning your name and SSN#. Everything is done in the company name. For more details check out the Business Credit Forum at the Credit Boards.

On a less serious note, I co-starred in a little kinky skin flick with India Summers this weekend and that was pretty fun jizzing all over her. I can’t believe they pay me for this. She’s fucking gorgeous, has a smokin hot bod, and the prettiest little almond brown eyes. As always, the bloopers and clumsy behind the scenes hijinks are the best part of any adult film. But its just another day here in California for me. I guess I’ll post clips here when the footage is uploaded so I can make a few bucks of this little site of mine. And for something totally unrelated but funny, check out Tourette’s Guy on YouTube for a few laughs and have a good one folks:

Sometimes you get the urge to just scramble your brain while on top of the tallest building west of the Mississippi river. I do at least. Guess you can say I’m a thrill seeker of sorts, or just a little bit off what you would consider normal.

“Insanity” is a guaranteed mind eraser. Got bills, crazy women, or the law on your back?? Sheeit nigga…. just take a ride to the 103rd floor on Stratosphere tower and go for a little spin while Insanity dangles you over the edge. It will be the best $13 you spent this year. You don’t usually get these kinds of thrills unless you’re skydiving or driving a racecar at unholy speeds. For an even better thrill go on the ride at night, when the strip is all lit up and its extremely windy! The other ride, Xscream is pretty cool too, and the tallest one “Big Shot” is a waste of time and money… ride is too short. Have fun up there if you decide to check it out:

OMG is all I can say. Its hard to believe that a nigga used to live there. This is a pic taken from my street before I left Canada. It was at least -40 degrees and dropping that day. Unbelievable… and yep I was out there on foot everyday in that shit. Used to wear 4 pairs of pants, 5 layers of shirts/sweatshirts, a headband, 2 hats, 2 pairs of socks, and a scarf. I looked like a little black ninja when going out for my morning and evening runs. The most jacked up part of being up north aside living amongst  kooky Canadian lunatics is the sun seldom shines, for months on end, and it really does a number to your head if you’re used to getting your daily dose of sunshine. I maintained my sanity (some would argue this point) by relentlessly working out indoors at the gym 2, sometimes 3 times a day. Like a hamster running in a wheel in it’s cage. But hey, it worked for me… I’m not hooked on antidepressants and painkillers like most of the town where I lived. Looking back this was a very primitive society… nothing wrong with the simple life if thats your thing. Its a great place if all you want to do is get shacked up with mr/mrs wrong, have 14 kids, cash free government checks, pay exhorbitant taxes, live in a gestapo-like socialist police state, and freeze for 6 months out of the year.
As for me, I’ve got few more lucrative ideas in my head to pull off so I’m glad I’m outta there.

Colder than a polar bears toenails...

I do have 2 sons up there, and I’m sure that as they grow older and see the world for what it is, they’ll probably choose up and want to be with me in the good ol’ USA as well, but for now I’m not pushing or pulling them. I miss them dearly but I’ve gotta sort out some things and stabilize after relocating back to america and that shouldn’t take long at all. This is america after all, and we got a black man running shit for once. Can I get an Amen chuuch?

Reality, thou hast smacked me upside the head. After a few weeks living on another planet, I’m back in California and my perceptions of the world are a little warped. I’ve got to calibrate my thinking to where I’m at and where I wanna be, because I’ve realized that what many consider to be a fantasy/vacation life is reality for a hell of a lot of people in this country. There is no need to struggle trying to scrape pennies off the sidewalk for 3/4 of your waking hours for the rest of your life, I mean this is AMERICA goddammit. If you can’t make it big here, good luck trying it elsewhere.

So yeah my brain has yet to reboot itself, and at the moment I do sincerely miss lounging on rooftop pools watching topless chicks play ping pong, and counting airplanes that seem like they’re so close you touch them. Oh I miss that magical, sinful, delicious, happy place… and I can’t wait to stack some paper so I can immerse myself in all of its decadent magic once again. This is the real world too, and truthfully the average man/woman is not that far from attaining it. Focus, focus…