When you get to a certain age, you realize that titles don’t mean a whole hell of a lot anymore. Many people spend a good portion of their life achieving them and striving for more. I guess some people need to decorate their walls with papers to feel good. Nah, I shouldn’t say that… it makes me sound like a hater which I’m not. I honestly applaud anyone that commits to anything and follows through, because it’s not always easy let me tell you. But really though, unless it’s immediately helping you out how much is it really worth to you. Here I will start a list of all the useless trainings, lics, and certificates I’ve collected. The list is still growing but I’ll start here, I may just have to reference this page for a job one day…

• Class-A Commercial Drivers Lic. #S201086007
• Powers to Arrest, Lic. #096446 National Security Enforcement Training Center TIF1884
• Weapons of Mass Destruction, California Training Facility TFF1200
• California Guard Card, BSIS Certified
• Traffic Enforcement Officer #G352780790190
• SCCA ITB Racing Lic.

I’ve basically got the legal so-called authority to arrest people, drive literally anything with up to 20 wheels, shoot stuff accurately, prevent terrorist attacks (LOL), write traffic and parking tickets, competitively race cars, and a lot more shit that I can’t really think of at the moment. For the most part in my day to day life, this stuff is useless. More to come, I’m sleepy right now.