So I admit it, living in the SF Bay area with all the happy hippies has converted me into a bicyclist instead of a motorist. As a guy that once drove a different car every day of the week this is quite a change, but after traffic jams, bridge tolls, gas, and insurance are going thru the roof I realized that cars for the most part are a big pain in the ass, and are not necessary if you live in a big city with good mass transit. Plus my leg muscles are just growing to be fucking huge. The only downside is people don’t tend to see you in traffic. Even though I’ve got big bright ass flashing lights on the front and back I swear that I’m invisible to most drivers. Its amazing how much cash you can save when you’re not steady plunking dollars into some piece of shit in your driveway. More $$$ to film movies with…

“But I wanted to do hoodrat stuff wit my friends…”

Sometimes the best short films are real life events unscripted… 6 minutes to enjoy this one.

Every now and then, I see a good opportunity to really cash in the web. It doesn’t take much, other than an idea that isn’t beaten to death. And that is the case with the CarStuck girls! The plot is very simple… get a few scantily clad women to basically beat the shit out of foreign cars (most will do this by default anyway) until they get stuck, wrecked, and ready for the scrapyard. The camera basically follows along to see what happens. Quite a simple script, but the magic is in capturing the woman’s OMG emotions while she is freaking out, trying to push a 3000lb car out of a hole. Some even get creative and put stuff under the tires to try and get traction. Either way it’s entertainment for men, and money in the bank. I have no part in the Carstuck girls project, promise.