Well today was an interesting one. A whale went buckwild at seaworld here in Orlando FL and straight up chomped a white woman. People are perplexed as to “how and why” this could happen. I have taken my kids to see the shamu whale show about 7 times and I’ve noticed they keep the whales stored in a holding tank comparable to the size of your bathtub. I’m 5ft 9 so i’m a short little negro but I still have to bend my legs and sit “indian style” (inside lol) to fit my black ass in the tub. And these whales have to go thru life like this. Apparently this big mofo killed some other park worker 20yrs ago. I wouldn’t even really say that it went nuts, it just acted out its nature. All of this happened of course, as I was POVing Cameron Keys in my little studio apartment.

I’m working on a white girl project involving her, Lisa Sparxxx, and some amateur talent so I can throw together a website and get a DVD line started. Its a lot of fucking work, literally. And since my budget is nonexistant I’ve been trying to work out content trades with the models and anything else along the lines to lower the production cost. I’m bound to offend some people with this shit, but such is life. One interesting facet that Cameron pointed out to me yesterday was when she said “Shimmy, its a movie… it doesn’t have to make sense”. And she’s right. Thats why Cameron is a scantily clad Jehovah’s Witness knocking on my door, trying to show me the way to heaven the best way she knows how. I thought it was pretty funny, and thats really all that matters at the end of the day. I’m going to quit overthinking things and just do them ya know. Because movies don’t have to make any sense at all. If people are going nuts over this “Avatar” shit then I know I’ve got a good shot with my vivid imagination. Its amazing what any fool with a camera can create given the opportunity. More on this later, its late and I’m tired.

I have been getting a few emails from my paying website members @NDNgirls.com saying they want to see more native american porn stars, because my site promises them “native porn stars, college girls, welfare chicks… we don’t care!” in its slogan. And that is true. Yes. But my site is mostly AMATEUR indian girls next door because there are only a few indian porn stars with any notoriety, that are active in the business (ie: still bookable). Jezebelle Bond is nowhere to be found. Aria Giovanni is insanely gorgeous and currently out of my price range until I get a Bentley GT. Penny Lynn is no longer working. Hyapatia Lee is probably a grandmother by now… so that leaves only a handful of readily available, authentic talent. I’ll be happy to license the above mentioned girls videos and add them to the members area even though I didn’t originally film their scenes, but I’m not going to compromise and try to pass off some white girls with feathers in their hair as indians. I will stay true to the sites purpose and deliver the real deal. Otherwise whats the point? I’ve had model agencies try to get me to film some latinas, who by the way were SMOKIN HOT yet they were not indian… sure I might use them for a different video project, but you know the deal. NDNgirls = indian girls, no exceptions. I’m sure I could cruise coast to coast when time and money permits and just find girls who are model material, but for now mostly amateurs are all thats in my budget, which is generally next to nothing. And I ain’t even kidding. I hustle so many odd jobs, ebay auctions, and craigslist gigs just to put up the content you negroes see right now, and even that wasn’t easy… but yeah man I’ve been pulling teeth over the past few months trying to get a shoot with Ruby Knox organized.

Its a lot of fucking work to sync things up with a specific model because they generally are busy juggling several other projects at once, which they need to get paid. I got ahold of Ruby Knox’s agent 2 months ago. Then I got her other agent (this girl stays busy!) and after explaining everything in detail since I’m a relatively new producer with a low key site I got the green light to book her.

Unfortunately or not, however you look at it she only does Solo or Girl-Girl. Which will have to do, simply because she is Ruby motherfuckin Knox and she’s the only one on the planet. Well Taj Passion is next in line. So I gotta get my money on to film both of these gorgeous ladies, and I will make it happen soon. So here I am in florida, having to plan a trip out to sunny California just so I can film one scene, of one very fine ass girl, and its going to cost me at least a grand in shooting, travel, and booking expenses. And thats doing it on the cheap with me flying southwest, eating once a day from the dollar menu, and returning home as soon as I take the tape out of the camera. Because travel can eat up money faster than anything. But like I said, its Ruby motherfuckin Knox and in my opinion she is worth the trouble because she’s unique, funny, and likeable. I think my members will appreciate her and her exclusive scene with NDNgirls, whatever it turns out to be is sure to be a winner that will entice a few fellas to join and see what she’s all about. She’s actually a hometown girl from where I grew up in Cali so thats an interesting coincidence. Been chatting with her on that twitter shit and I just know you guys will love some Ruby Knox, whatever type of scene it its.

Ruby I’m gonna spill the beans and give you a little shameless self promotion… if you guys have HBO watch for her on “Coed Confidential Season 4″. I think it’s a big brother type of show where people fuck each other, kinda like 7livesExposed on PlayboyTV back in the day. Not sure if that still comes on as I don’t watch TV anymore. You guys can also live chat with Ruby on her camsite RubyKnox.me and she’s available most evenings for your viewing pleasure. I’ll update the site with her scene as soon as the tape is fresh off the camera.

In the meantime my quest for more indian models continues. So far here in Florida, Sierra Sanchez is it. And I’ve already filmed her. I s’pose I could shoot another scene with her and just may do that, but would rather get some new fresh faces up there first. I have one local amateur I’ll be putting up in the members area soon, aside from that I’ll be headed back out west to film some Sioux and Navajo girls in Texas/Oklahoma as many members are requesting this. And I do my best to oblige. So stick in there guys, I’m working on making the flicks better, the chicks hotter, etc. I even got some new lighting gear and ikea furniture to play with so my sets will look a little more fun. My living room looks like a hippie lego playhouse now and is still a work in progress, will paint the wall some bright obnoxious color so the girls skin tones stick out, etc. By the way this is the classic Ikea klippan porn couch, with removable slipcovers. The price dropped to $180 and I just had to nab it at that price since I am on a budget. I think my whole “porno set” here was purchased for just over $300:

I’ll be working on the bedroom next to liven it up a little, you know, so my videos on the paysite and clips4sale stores don’t look all budget and shit (even though they are). But the vids will come out better, with better models, better cam equipment (I have a real pro light now, yah!!), and better sets. Also will be doing some interracial scenes with Lisa Sparxxx in March for yet another site I’ll be launching soon. Then I’ll be doing a blasian site after that (black/asian). Time to get busy here and everyday I’m hustlin like Rick Ross. Much thanks to all you members and folks who support my work. I’m considering getting some prints from Fang Ling Lee for my asian themed bedroom set, whatcha guys think? Total spend here was $270 baby… shoppin the As-Is bin of Ikea for the bedframe with a little nick on the inside… everything else new:

Back to work I go… YES the videos will get better I promise. And the girls will get HOTTER!

Shimmy

So I’m driving on the way home and feeling super good after getting a good lay and traffic gets light… so I whip out my iPhone and check my email at 65mph. Don’t try this at home folks I am a professional driver… anyhow I got the usual crap in my inbox. Bills, spam, bookings, hate mail, ebay shit… then one headline sticks out “HALEY CUMMINGS AVAILABLE NOW”. From Foxx modeling on the west coast. If you recall back on this blog a few months ago I filmed the worlds longest blowjob scene (45 fuckkin minutes!) with Haley and her boyfriend in my little tiny 100sq ft office. During business hours at that, and they were loud as a motherfucker too. I could imagine what the insurance salesmens and lawyers in the offices next door were thinking.

So yeah man I actually felt proud of her for a minute happy she is making a come up and getting somewhere in the industry. In florida peeps are always broke as a motherfucker and sometimes… well often times… you just gotta get up outta the area to get your paper on. And for her to figure that out at 18yrs old makes me give her mad props. I still have their tapes in a box in my closet that I filmed and I haven’t done anything with it yet because I don’t have a themed site to put it on, hopefully her 1st b/g scene I shot will be a prized collectors item or something once she’s plastered all over everyones websites and dvds from doing the LA porn circuit. Go getcha money on girl. And put the glasses back on that was my idea and you look so much naughtier with them on. By the way if anyone wants to buy that white couch it’s still in my old office space. Matter of fact you can have it for free just go pick it up. Later folks…

I just started making preview trailers for NDNgirls.com, my site designer is working on the frontend of it right now since I suck at making cool looking photoshop pages. It is kinda fun to chop up movie clips and make trailers though… and I’m learning the black art of flash encoding so you can play the video clip on the page etc. Check out this little 1 min behind the scenes clip of Daisy… I have around an hour of video of each girl I film so there is plenty of fun snippets like these to go along with the fuck scenes, and every girl has a story I tell you… but its actually better if they tell you, in their own words… press play.

Which is quite ironic because I’ve had creative writers block and a bout of laziness for the past 3 days straight and I’m just now getting over it. Here’s the deal, I have about 10 hours of footage on DV tapes just sitting in a box on my desk that haven’t even been videocaptured. Which means they’re not online. Which means they’re not for sale and they are not making me any money. Fuck all that… so I gave myself a good kick in the ass and quit dicking around and got back to work, running 3 computers at the same time side by side. I also started the layout design of NDNgirls.com paysite tour (which isn’t uploaded as of yet, but within 24hrs will be live) and that proved to be challenging. I haven’t designed a paysite of my own in almost 4 years. Thats a long fucking time. And prior to that I used to just contract out designers because they clearly do a better job with photoshop than me… and thats probably the route I will go once the site gets some members in the door, just to clean things up a bit and make it easier for me to manage and update on my own.

So yeah man thats my online life, chopping up video and prepping it for the site launch. In the real world I’ve just been kinda laying low, doing my gym exercise thing daily but for the most part just trying to my ass motivated. I think I need a really good piece of pussy to balance all the chemicals in my body right about now. Not just any pussy, some good shit that will make me smile for 3 days straight. I haven’t come across any girls lately that turn my crank, maybe I don’t get out enough since I’m so focused on my websites and shit lately but it is crucial to my success plan… so the tradeoff is worth it. Here’s a bit of motivation for me… typically every morning I go visit some family members and kinfolks, and treat them to breakfast just to go and shoot the shit and keep in touch with them and famiy affairs. You know how cohesive nigga families are. And I think thats a good thing actually.

But anyhow the other day was the end of the month (halloween by the way) and that means they got their direct deposits and pensions and shit and they are typically nowhere to be found for about the next week until their monies run dry. So I went to breakfast myself and made a date with this slender spanish chica for later in the week and we’re gonna go bike riding and do some outdoor shit that I totally dig, and on the way out the restaurant I stopped by this new Lotus dealership and I saw a white Exige 260 that I simply must have. And that was my motivation… like I’ve always wanted a lotus elise since last year but now that I saw that 260 in person holy shit… and I would have no problem dropping $75k on a car that truly would make me happy, so long as I have a very nice home to garage it in first. So I’ve been getting hardons thinking about this little fucking car and here I sit, editing video and building web pages all damn day because I know its my vehicle to achieve my dreams. I’m actually gonna build a 2nd website right along side the NDNgirls.com site and just put my office POV vids in there because I find them really hilarious getting the girls candid and behind the scenes, which is something that few if any sites will ever show. I don’t like casting couch interviews so what I do after the papers are signed and before we start fucking or whatever is just sit a cam on the table or tripod and let it roll. The girl usually will be on her cell with her boyfriend, girlfriend, or some other motherfucker spieling the inner workings of her life. I’ve usually left the room to get a snack or something… and the footage you get is priceless. Check out the 1min video trailer my niggas… its a 200mb high quality fullscreen vid… click on Jayda below and tell me what you think:

It is a HUGE hassle to do the NDNGIRLS.COM project, and I don’t think you niggas realize how much work, travel, and logistics actually go into me getting these hard to find girls on remote indian reservations to do sex movies with me, so I thought I would compile just a small fraction of this shit that I have to go through in order to come home with just a few tapes. This doesn’t include the airfare, border crossing and immigration hassles, and the mandatory ripping up of your cars interior, involuntary detainment, and the occasional arrest and car impound… once you’ve made it through all that you’re going to freeze your nuts off and basically have to travel through a world like CJ in grand theft auto san andreas to find your girls. Narrow dangerous unmarked roads leading to nowhere, little signs of civilization, ice and snowstorms, wannabe gangsta ass indians who act WORSE than real hood niggas…. wild fucking deers, bears, and moose around every corner. Its totally a real life video game, but is it worth it….. yes to me it is. So you niggas had better join up my site when it goes live real soon because I put my all into it, you’re not gonna get some bullshit ass LA “porn valley” production. You’re gonna get the real fucking deal. And for the record, the croc hunter don’t have shit on shimmy…

Well this was a pretty cool way to spend the weekend. Something came up with Amber’s shoot and we had to reschedule cuz her kid wasn’t feeling too good, and I was already at a hotel and packing up my camera gear and tripods in the car and these 2 girls approached me. The redbone one is Jada and the white girl I actually forget her name i would have to review her 2257 paperwork. This was a neat little unscripted scene and it was pretty fun I actually had a good time which I can’t always say of most shoots. Its always good when the girls are bubbly happy and enjoying themselfs. So I managed to get about a 1/2 hr of useable footage and I’m busy chopping that up today so I can get some bread off the scenes. Also today I scooped up a natuzzi leather sofa from craigslist for a hundred bucks. I was gonna go to ikea and get a Klippan (the rectangular one with interchangeable slipcovers) but they are 300 bucks and I figured I should get the leather one and pocket the rest for my canada trip in like a week. So I just got the sofa in the office and said to myself hmmm why not just film some shit up in here… I can work on one half of the office and chill/film on the other half. Just need to paint the wall and get some more plants so it looks a little more homey than a white chair against a white wall. I think that will be my project for tommorow. Much more to talk about so check out the shimmy show folks

peaceout

Alright, for those of you who haven’t been following my radio show at shimmycash.com you need to check that out because sometimes I record a show rather than typing here cause its just easier for me. And sometimes I don’t have the words to emote on a freakin keyboard. Like today… let me get yall up to speed on whats up here.

I just moved into my new office space last week. Its decent, and I’ve got my computer and camera gear here up & running, its a secure building, have a secretary and all that nice shit… yet I broke myself on first months and last months rent along with a T1 internet line which is like 3 times faster than your home “high speed” dsl/cable connection because I need the speed for video uploads and shit. So I was wondering how was I going to make it through the next few weeks until I get some ebay/paypal money cleared from the shit I’m auctioning right now…. well this one website offered me $2k for a couples video. And I was like cool, so I submitted some models to them that I had filmed before in the area, and they liked this Roxy chick. So I got on my email right away and contacted her, and offered her $750 for this couples shoot (which is an INSANE amount of money for a no-name amateur girl… real agency porn stars in LA can only get $800 on a very good day from a BIG company) and she writes back saying that she needs money, car note due, license all fucked up, etc… and i’m like great you do this little video just like we did before and we’ll get paid and solve both our problems. That was yesterday.

Thinking back, at the time I even offered to film her and her ‘real’ boyfriend together even though I haven’t met the guy, but apparently he is some wild ass violent nigga that stalks her and when I last seen her she had a crack on her windshield she told me that was from this nigga kicking her windshield from inside the car. Oh kay. So anyway she says she doesn’t think he will go for it. And around this time, the website owner gives me the “green light” to go ahead and film roxy and sends the paperwork over. By now I’m like fuck it, I’ll be your “boyfriend” on camera just get your ass over here and lets get some money bitch. This is florida after all, where you have to work all month, 40 hours a week, at _________ job (dont’ really matter where) just to earn about $800/mo. Shit I used to work at the airport here having a so-called “good job” on the city payroll and didn’t even make that, and that was just a few years ago. So for a girl to toss this kind of windfall opportunity aside makes me wonder. It wouldn’t be like its anything she hasn’t done before. And with me at that. And yall know me I’m a clean, tested, fit motherfucker who takes care of himself. And I’m sane. I’m not going to force or coerce her into doing something she is uncomfortable with, I just want the project to go smoothly and everyone leave happy with some dough.

So after no replies from Roxy in 24 hours I’m like god dam, I even offered her top fucking dollar, $1000. A grand for a shoot. Jesus christ man, I don’t even think Lisa Ann made that much on Hustlers “Nailin Paylin” and she got assfucked and everything. This is just a simple boyfriend/girlfriend shoot. And while its not the easiest type of shoot to pull off, GFEs (girlfriend experience) are not that hard so long as you and the girl actually like each other, a little bit.

If you absolutely detest the girl it may not work. But Roxys alright. She’s got a gorgeous fucking cocacola bottle shaped body, but she’s not really my type. But I still would fuck her. And for my cut ($1000) I would fuck her reeeeel good until she’s at least visibly smiling/laughing/enjoying it. Its a thousand dollars cmon. My kids need schoolclothes, my office needs furniture and basic shit, I need food, my gym membership is due, and I’ve got 1/4 tank of gas in both my cars so I’m riding my bike damn near everywhere because I don’t wanna pawn any of my equipment or get a title loan on my car or some dumbass shit like that. So I’m shopping around for another Roxy replacement for this shoot, cause I don’t wanna let this cash slip away. I have a whole drawer full of DV tapes and my batteries are all charged. All you girls from craigslist reading this I will be submitting your pics for approval to the site tommorow, and as soon as I get the green light you will know. Roxy, you already have the green light from them so I hope you come through soon. Good luck to you all and goodnite. Please don’t flake on me.

Well as I’ve been yapping so much about this indian girls project I finally got around to putting up some footage from my first round of filming up north on the rez to test the waters. So far I’m quite impressed… and without further ado I present to you the one niche that has been sorely ignored by the rest of the adult web, hot native american indian girls. Awesome genetics, minimal body fat, slick shiny hair, big lips, need I say more? I’ll be headed back to the rez to film more hotties as soon as I stabilize things here in my new office space and bank up some bills. This video series I’m filming will be 100% amateur girls, no acting, no scripted “reality” pickup scenes, just how it all went down. If I met a girl at Subway while I’m waiting for my $5 footlong sub to be made, thats what you’re gonna get. If a chick at the laundromat wants to make a few extra bucks in the bathroom while her shit is tumbling around in the dryer, then thats exactly what the movie is gonna be. Why sugarcoat shit, let them act as natural as they can with a camera in front of them. I think I have my niche carved out for me… time to get busy and roll tape

“Oh fuck YEAH… GIVE IT TO ME!” she screamed, right as my eyes locked onto her sexy steamy light-brown almond eyes… and jizzed all over her. I swear, India Summer is one hell of a high-energy actress, and considering this shoot has an edited run time of over an hour (that is a long time by porno standards) she played her part oh so well with everyone on set and is a very nice, mellow, and down to earth gal when the cams and lights are off.

During my little scene with her, I really couldn’t tell if she was in character or not… I mean she had clothespins on her nipples and was giving me a handjob, with handcuffs on (thats a first) and prior to that she was practically speaking in tongues during the whipping and toe-sucking scenes… I think she deserves some sort of award or at least a noteable mention for pulling this scene off so well. I would pay a fortune for the bloopers reel of me dragging her into the wrong booth and knocking over all the lighting and shit (take 2!) but thats another story within itself. The funniest part about this shoot that didn’t make the final cut… Dude with the glasses totally humiliates himself and says to India “I’m gonna pulll out my little white cock for you to jerk!” which he does, and she strokes him but he couldn’t complete the scene if you know what I mean. I could hardly contain myself in the corner and had to nearly bite a hole in my lip to keep from laughing and having the camera pick it up. Overall a fun time, I just wish my lines with Princess Donna were not edited out… she hands me a flogging whip and I say to her “I’ve been waiting to whip somebodys ass today!” and that didn’t make the cut. Oh, and my beating scenes were cut short… I guess it got too repetitive. I spent most of my time there observing the crew, lighting setups, equipment, etc and taking notes. Just another day in California. India if you’re reading this don’t forget to send me the group shot of the cast on your cam. Goodnite folks, I’m off to workout now, and I think I’ve given away enough free porn for a Sunday. If you wanna help pay my bills join the site and buy the shoot as I do get a little kickback from them.

Shimmy