Well I made it through the year alive and well, and its been a good one. Really! Despite the fuckedup economy and all I managed to make a come up. This time last year I was up in Canada, broke, cold, and freezing my nuts off. I didn’t even own a video camera or a website other than this silly blog. In less than a year I’ve gotten all my camera gear, POV filmed about 30 girls, attended 7 porn conventions all over the country, launched my first paysite in almost a decade (Ndngirls.com) and am on the fast track to getting my shit back together, with many new sites and concepts in the works that I won’t get discuss. All I can say is these new sites of mine are fucking funny, and fun to create. I like what I do. Whereas before, 10yrs ago in the biz I didn’t. I didn’t really like porn actually, it was just a ways to a means. Now I like making porn my way, and its fun and lucrative. Its an enjoyable hobby, and even though it requires long hours of post production to piece everything together it is fun to conceptualize shit in your head and then get living breathing humans to follow through with it.

I could be working a square job still, like I’ve had so many this year just so I could hustle up cash for my video equipment and money to pay the girls and all, but that sucks. I don’t want a soul crushing, life draining occupation that makes my feet, back, and brain hurt at the end of every day. Whether you know it or not, a year ago I was delivering newspapers in Canada. I was an illegal USA immigrant up there, trying to do the ‘right thing’ and live near my kids and all and that was the only “under the table” hustle job I could get. I would strap on 2 80lb sacks filled with papers, and have to trudge uphill icy driveways in -40 degree weather in snowstorms and shit just to get by. I think I made 10 cents for every paper I delivered, and it had to be in their mailbox by 8am or I would catch hell. That job fucking sucked, and I nearly lost 2 of my fingers to frostbite its a miracle I can still type. Everyone has setbacks and hardships, not trying to say I’m all special and shit, and if you’ve got a blog with a similar story I’d love to hear/read it for reals.

So anyway after getting my shit back together, I returned up north to get my money from them niggas in the snow. I film about half of my girls up there, often in the same neighborhoods I delivered papers to in the morning. It brings a smile to my face to get some get-back, and make some cash at the same time. So in wrapping things up for this year, most of my goals have in fact been accomplished. Check out this earlier post from February 2009 to see what I mean and when you’re done, you can listen to my whole yearend wrapup podcast at shimmyshow.com

See yall in Vegas for AVN and Internext in a few days, happy new years and kwanzaa

Shimmy

For those of you that don’t know, I post on a few discussion forums and blogs every now and then if I see something appropriate I can chime in on. Here’s today’s judgement from bluecorncomics, some indian website forum/blog I frequent. There was a very judgemental post about Taj Passion, a native navajo girl I will be filming soon alongside with Asiandivagirls.com, so I posted and added my 2 cents about indians doing porn, etc… and apparently I’m a “self-hating racist male chauvinist pig, living a Blaxploitation movie pimp stereotype“.  And this darla bitch would be happier if some cracker ass cracker simp was running my NDNgirls website rather than me because they know how to treat ladies. Ohkay. Entertaining.

hey folks, relax… its just a fucking movie

now go buy a discounted trial membership to NDNgirls.com for $1.00 and be entertained. Think of it as my Kwanzaa gift to you. Enjoy, I’m off to Cali and Vegas beeyotch

This midlife crisis thing really kicks ass. Its amazing some days actually.

K now let me get my ass back to work on updating my sites. Laters.

Man, a nigga ain’t had a full nights sleep since I launched ndngirls.com a few days ago. So much to do in so little time, and here I thought filming the video and taking the pics would be the hard part, heh… i’m putting in about 18-20hrs a day on this shit doing video editing/conversion, layouts, and lots of misc. shit not to mention trying to get my affiliate program shimmycash.com rolling. So thats why my eyes are slung low and my whiteboard is full of “to do” shits to get done. Such is life, but I don’t want to put out a bullshit product and this is what must be done when you’re running a one man show. Its now 1:26am and I’ve been working since 4am on the previous day. I’m gonna have a powernap until 5am, go workout at the gym, and get my ass back to the grind and continue getting this site ready until I am satisfied with it in my eyes. So check it out, and also peep the shimmy show for a little audio blog about all this and my latest travels as well.

peaceout

As many of you know, I like women of all types… especially those that wear sexy glasses, but lately I am really digging native american indian chicks due to me filming so many of them for my member site. Like craving them like a fat kid loves his candy bars. And whats really cool is the chicks actually dig me back, cause I’m quite an anomaly in their society as well. They don’t usually see black people that far up north unless its on TV. Its just too fucking cold up there for the brothers to dwell, and I had enough of that snow, ice, and sleet to last me a lifetime. But these girls greeted me warmly and were more than happy to warm my black ass up. I even had them turn on their stove burners to warm up the kitchen for me while I shot a scene there. Now thats hospitality for you. Even though one of the elements started smoking and it smelled like someone lit a bowling ball on fire in there, it was a great scene and made for some really good porn in my opinion. Its always good when the talent likes you back. I think I filmed these girls like 2 or 3 times each, both separately and together I liked them so much.

The skinny one is Tomasina and the curvy sexpot on the right is Danica, who happens to be 1/2 native indian and 1/2 italian. I’m not supposed to play favorites but god dam this girl was amazing and made the best videos of my whole trip up there and I actually like her so much we talked about getting her down here to florida for a bit to shoot and kick it, just because she’s so socially cool and cute and shit.

Anyhow back to work, by the end of this week the site has gotta be fully operational, members area up, billing working, etc so I better get to bed. One last rant, I do a little part time selling on amazon.com and some motherfucker who bought like $200 worth of dvds from me back in October (2 months ago) is now filing a claim saying he didn’t get his shit. From 2 months ago. Clearly the nigga is trying to scam and get some holiday money. And 2 others followed suit doing the same shit on amazon from my store. You cocksuckers need to get a life, and an honest hustle of your own. You’re not fucking amazon you’re fucking me…. truly a sign of the times we live in.

One last thing, I am encoding all of my videos in H.264 MP4 format, which is HD720p and in some cases HD1080p. Thats the same quality as Blu-Ray Discs so you’re going to get some really good quality shit in my members area. Full screen, watch some native american girls on your plasma TV in all its high-definition glory. And for the pics I’m going to include the full size 3000 pixel shots, not gonna shrink them shinks and compress them like other sites do. Here’s a little sample to show you what I mean. Later

I’m at a holiday inn hotel right now and my flight back to florida leaves in 2 hrs. Thats Tomasina in my little rental car eating a huge fucking cheeseburger that cost me $10.99 at A&W. Fast food is stupid expensive in canada. I think that was called a “double teen” cheeseburger. Could have got a footlong subway sub for that. Anyhow, I spent the last week up north in canada doing my 3rd round of filming for the NDNgirls website. I filmed 4hrs of content with 6 new native girls and also made sure to take stills this time so I have images for design and gallery promos. The site should be live and fully functional within 1 week from now so make sure to save 30 bucks on your card and check out my new shit that I’ve been working so diligently on for the past year. I didn’t wanna open up the doors of the paysite (like so many others do) and not have a worthwhile members area full of original exclusive content, or even worse, recycle generic “vanilla porn” that can be downloaded for free everywhere else. I wouldn’t put my name on some bullshit.

So with that said lets see here what else happened… I missed thanksgiving dinner with my family in florida and will have to go touch base with those negroes and see whats up when I get back. I had to fly out on turkey day because that was the cheapest day to leave on… also had to go to the dentist while up in canada, in between filming scenes to get a tooth yanked that was bothering me severely. I had a good time with the girls, took most of them out to eat and visited them in their apartments and shit after scenes, and even did a few behind the scenes interviews with a handful of the girls and also this indian art gallery owner to add a little culture/education to the site so it has some literary value and isn’t considered to be legally obscene, which would mean its entirely devoid of anything educational or socially redeemable. Nope not here… kinda like those old public service announcements in the back of hustler magazine that would say “read a book” or “prevent forest fires”… anyhow its all good. I have lots of shit to catch up on so I likely won’t blog until all the video is captured off the tapes, the pics are downloaded off the memory cards, and the site doors are open. I did record about a dozen episodes of the shimmy show and i’ll put them up once I get them off my iphone. Til then later, and look forward to seeing yall at the AVN / Internext show in Vegas baby… latah..