It’s been almost a week since I got back from Canada if you’ve been following me on my little MP3 audioblog shimmyshow.com and I’m just now getting around to doing video capture from all the indian girls I filmed up on the reserve up north. I really need to get another computer but what I’ve got will have to do (a P4, 3.2ghz with 1gb ram that i got off ebay for $80 a while back) its not a bad computer but it crashes EVERY 10 minutes so I can’t just run the video and let it copy, I have to make like hundreds of little 2 minute clips and later on join/splice/edit them all together. I’m wasting a huge amount of time here doing it this way and think I will just buy another one on ebay, matter of fact I’m going to shop for one as soon as I’m done typing this and get some paypal money rustled up to buy the damn thing because I hate wasting time inefficiently. Not much else has transpired, and aside from working out, buying some fruit, and doing my laundry my ass has been glued to the chair in my office almost all day long. But at least shits getting done. Nobodys gonna edit the video and build the site for me, and this is all that “hard work” phase before any of the shit even makes me a dollar, but the money is coming real soon, and soon enough you folks will be able to whip out yer credit card and join up, and see something the web has been missing since it first debuted. No time for internet or real life drama, I got work to do. And oh yes by the way I did get my girl out jail and got her home safely in case any of you are wondering. Never turn your back on people and always keep your word to folks. peaceout

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It is a HUGE hassle to do the NDNGIRLS.COM project, and I don’t think you niggas realize how much work, travel, and logistics actually go into me getting these hard to find girls on remote indian reservations to do sex movies with me, so I thought I would compile just a small fraction of this shit that I have to go through in order to come home with just a few tapes. This doesn’t include the airfare, border crossing and immigration hassles, and the mandatory ripping up of your cars interior, involuntary detainment, and the occasional arrest and car impound… once you’ve made it through all that you’re going to freeze your nuts off and basically have to travel through a world like CJ in grand theft auto san andreas to find your girls. Narrow dangerous unmarked roads leading to nowhere, little signs of civilization, ice and snowstorms, wannabe gangsta ass indians who act WORSE than real hood niggas…. wild fucking deers, bears, and moose around every corner. Its totally a real life video game, but is it worth it….. yes to me it is. So you niggas had better join up my site when it goes live real soon because I put my all into it, you’re not gonna get some bullshit ass LA “porn valley” production. You’re gonna get the real fucking deal. And for the record, the croc hunter don’t have shit on shimmy…

Man I feel accomplished today. I actually carried out about 90% of the things on my to do list which I am back in the habit of making everyday. Funny how shit gets done when you write it down. After some tumultuous times traveling last week to canada and back I decided to splurge and do some impulse shopping once I got back on US soil. I went ahead and ordered a 32″ LCD to use as my computer monitor because I have a LOT of video editing to do here. I filmed 3 new indian girls up in canada and they delivered some smokin hot scenes, and I’ve done quite a bit of local filming right here in florida. Believe it or not as I type this at the office, this little puertorican chica who sold me this GPS for my car on craigslist knocks on my door and says she wants to do a video with me. I told her first thing friday since my ass is kinda broke right now from all the shopping and traveling I’ve done. By the way that is big boobed 18 year old Hailey Cummings in the photo there. I shot her first scene so maybe she will go places and it will be a classic shimmy production. We shall soon find out. The glasses were my idea to kink her up a bit…

So yeah yesterday I filmed Hailey and her boyfriend getting it on and it was actually the first time I paid money out of my own pocket to film other people fucking in 3rd person. White folks at that, see I’m not racist The video came out well but the only issue is that its a bit vanilla, and it will probably pay for itself  (lets fucking hope so) on clips4sale or hotmovies. Maybe… but as we all know white on white just is not a hot seller lately. Usually i’m the talent in all my movies but like anything you have to experiment with different styles of shooting every now and then. My only regret is dude took over an hour to blow his load on his little busty teen hottie, but it was ok as I wasn’t late for my evening driver job. Overall it was alright and not too bad. You can certainly get camera angles POV doesn’t allow for when you know how to frame up your shots well.

There are so many details I’m leaving out about my life as an adult webmaster/pornographer, and its probably not too concerning to the average citizen. I basically work a job just like you guys and gals do, and deal with the same people, doing the same shit basically. Its probably not even worth mentioning the minute details. But for those of you who want the true inside scoop, make sure you check out the shimmy show for audioblog episodes of my crazy life. I really need to start putting advertisements etc on these pages because a lot of you niggas are hitting my blogs and radio show up lately and I’m sure you wanna see some tits and ass and not just read and listen to me drone on about shit. I’d rather talk than type anyday.

At least I got my oil changed today, washed the ride, dropped off my iphone to get fixed, and got a big ass jumbo sized computer monitor ordered up. My new shelltoe adidas came in the mail today too. Its nice to be able to finally buy some shit after living po’ for so long. And its nice to have your phone ringing and your door knocking with girls who wanna fuck on video too. Man this shit is getting easier and easier by the day I can’t wait to see how much progress I’ve made by the end of this year. I’m going to also submit Hailey and Sean to this couples website that pays for sex tapes, the same one I tried to get foxy roxy to do with me last month and we’ll see how it goes. I think I can sell them if I pitch their audition video right…

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I was supposed to update the shimmy show yesterday. I was also supposed to change my oil, dye my hair black again, wash the cars, and capture 5 hours of dv tapes onto my computer. None of that shit has happened yet. Just got “caught up” and I cant let that shit happen again i’m slippin. Let me put it down and get busy…

omg it feels good to be back on US soil. I spent the past week up in canada filming indian girls on the reservation up there and i have hours upon hours of audioblog recordings about that whole experience. i think america has got me spoiled rotten for having a decent standard of living. i’ll be sure to update this blog, as well as the shimmy show later today once I mail off some packages, catch up on some bills, and see some peoples. til later

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A lot of folks listen to me talking shit on the shimmy show and think I don’t care about the girls I work with both on and off camera, and that couldn’t be further from the truth. I’m not a hardcore gangsta nigga gorilla pimp I do actually give a shit, and in the case of what happened over the last few days I cared a bit too much about the 18 year old white girls “problems” and got fucked over myself by going soft. I exhibited a sign of weakness, broke the rules of the game, and pretty much fucked myself out of a few hundred dollars. Should recoop it today, we will see if the girl remains true to her word, should be an interesting night. See that little text message I got on my phone there… my main chick the 18yr old white girl has self inflicted money problems. She has rent that is $1000 a month, her roomate skipped out on her without paying, and she got an eviction notice (or at least the customary warning papers) on her door the other day. So that alone was motivation for her to get some real money hustling for me. I said I would double up and even triple post her ads to keep her phone ringing and help her out. Well to make a long story short she made $800 last night from 2 calls. We have this agreement where 2 calls or less we split 50/50 and 3 calls or more I get 50 per delivery along with a little kickback for ad posting and gas money. It works out about the same so long as she keeps moving, and isn’t lazy.

By the way, thank you Jayda for helping me forget about these problems…. so anyhow instead of my $400 cut last night, she tried to renig on our written agreement and give me like $160 for the whole night, pocketing about $700 for herself. I set her straight and she went into this bit about my rent this, my life that, blah blah blah and I told her I don’t want to see her ass evicted so just pay the fucking rent and don’t expect me to bend the fuck over for you like this because these were some high risk calls in lakeland that I had taken babygirl on, and some unneccesary risks if you ask me and I don’t like doing anything remotely that hot. So I really really fucked myself out of my money for this little 18 year old bitch, who just spent $340 on a freakin cell phone 2 days ago (gee where did that rent money go…) and I made it clear to her this would not happen again.

I’m not the type of nigga to rub shit like this in peoples faces or hold stuff over their heads cause it just makes for awkward moments. So long as she knows it’s back to business as usual we’re good. Surprisingly after she made rent, she tells me she could not work yesterday cause she is sick, stomach hurts (hangover likely) and I said no problem but today (sunday) you’re going out EARLY and getting me some motherfuckin money. And that she will do. Cause I’m leaving on Monday… up to Canada for a week to see my kids and get them some winter clothes, shoes and shit before it turns cold up there. I’m also gonna film some enough indian girls to get hotnativeamericangirls.com launched. I spent the afternoon yesterday booking a plane ticket, researching hotel/rental cars, making sure my bills here are all straight for my office space, gym membership (thanks, girl with glasses) and other shit so that when I get back in the country everything is on the up and up. I ended yesterday by having Jayda over for an office POV video, same type of scenes as last week only with better lighting, and broke in that natuzzi leather sofa finally. Keep up to date on my travels on the shimmy show audioblog, as this might be my last post here on shimmysbookmarks for about a week or so, as I’ll be busy filming, with my kids, with friend, girls, etc for the next week and I don’t have a laptop. Maybe if I can update this site through my iphone… we’ll soon see.

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Well this was a pretty cool way to spend the weekend. Something came up with Amber’s shoot and we had to reschedule cuz her kid wasn’t feeling too good, and I was already at a hotel and packing up my camera gear and tripods in the car and these 2 girls approached me. The redbone one is Jada and the white girl I actually forget her name i would have to review her 2257 paperwork. This was a neat little unscripted scene and it was pretty fun I actually had a good time which I can’t always say of most shoots. Its always good when the girls are bubbly happy and enjoying themselfs. So I managed to get about a 1/2 hr of useable footage and I’m busy chopping that up today so I can get some bread off the scenes. Also today I scooped up a natuzzi leather sofa from craigslist for a hundred bucks. I was gonna go to ikea and get a Klippan (the rectangular one with interchangeable slipcovers) but they are 300 bucks and I figured I should get the leather one and pocket the rest for my canada trip in like a week. So I just got the sofa in the office and said to myself hmmm why not just film some shit up in here… I can work on one half of the office and chill/film on the other half. Just need to paint the wall and get some more plants so it looks a little more homey than a white chair against a white wall. I think that will be my project for tommorow. Much more to talk about so check out the shimmy show folks

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