It has been a busy busy BUSY week, would make a good script for a movie or a reality tv show (or the shimmyshow.com!). Quit the rickshaw job, got a job as an escort driver, quit that, partnered up with an 18 year old italian chick who is bratty and annoying as fuck, and setup a blowbang scene in tampa for next weekend since this week all the male talent was acting like little pussies… so busy, so little sleep… pimpin ain’t easy.
well here is your chance guys… for the first time in history I’m actually seeking out guys to bang chicks for me. not that I’m burnt out or anything, but I need to be behind the camera, can’t always do the POV gonzo thing as the camera angle gets stale eventually. and I need to make sure the footage is filmed to my satisfaction. so I put up some ads on craigslist to recruit some dudes. we will see what happens this friday…
oh yeah also I quit my pedicab job yesterday and took on a gig as a driver. its decent for now, until these films get rolling. counting down 2 more weeks until I head up to canada to film up there so thats gonna be real cool. if you’re in the orlando/tampa area or are visiting here this weekend or next, and want to be in a film, check out: http://www.shimmycash.com/talent
Well, that last shoot kinda crashed and burned. After a week of searching for a replacement girl/couple I just said fuckit to that project and decided to focus more on finishing up the native american indian girls website for October. Only problem is, my funds are low since I just moved here from Cali on a whim, and there isn’t really any “male talent’ gigs to be found here, and girls are just acting kinda flaky for filming at the moment (wait until the middle of the month whey they asses is broke… they’ll be calling) so for now I need some cash asap and I’m not trying to sell off my cars and equipment and shit. So as a last resort, I turned to the so called real world of work.
Hopped on craigslist and put in for a temp job at an adult video store, and also I’m doing the weirdest shit ever being a rickshaw driver at night for a pedicab company in orlando. I use my mountain bike to tow drunk fat white girls from their favorite bar/nightclub to their car or hotel for cash money while they take photos of my sweaty black ass from behind in their carriage. Tonite is only my 2nd nite out there, and its hard work pedaling a bike for 7 hours straight while towing 700lbs of disorderly humans behind you, but its only short term work. Gimme 3 weeks of that, and I’ll be up north filming, getting the site up, and all this shit will be distant memories. You have to realize that I’m not so self righteous or proud that manual labor is beneath me. I’m hustling til the sun comes up damn near and don’t get home til after 3am. Oh the sacrifices I’m making to produce some good unique porn for you niggas… if you see me riding, do me a favor and don’t pretend like you’re cracking a goddam whip on my back, and tips are appreciated
Alright, for those of you who haven’t been following my radio show at shimmycash.com you need to check that out because sometimes I record a show rather than typing here cause its just easier for me. And sometimes I don’t have the words to emote on a freakin keyboard. Like today… let me get yall up to speed on whats up here.
I just moved into my new office space last week. Its decent, and I’ve got my computer and camera gear here up & running, its a secure building, have a secretary and all that nice shit… yet I broke myself on first months and last months rent along with a T1 internet line which is like 3 times faster than your home “high speed” dsl/cable connection because I need the speed for video uploads and shit. So I was wondering how was I going to make it through the next few weeks until I get some ebay/paypal money cleared from the shit I’m auctioning right now…. well this one website offered me $2k for a couples video. And I was like cool, so I submitted some models to them that I had filmed before in the area, and they liked this Roxy chick. So I got on my email right away and contacted her, and offered her $750 for this couples shoot (which is an INSANE amount of money for a no-name amateur girl… real agency porn stars in LA can only get $800 on a very good day from a BIG company) and she writes back saying that she needs money, car note due, license all fucked up, etc… and i’m like great you do this little video just like we did before and we’ll get paid and solve both our problems. That was yesterday.
Thinking back, at the time I even offered to film her and her ‘real’ boyfriend together even though I haven’t met the guy, but apparently he is some wild ass violent nigga that stalks her and when I last seen her she had a crack on her windshield she told me that was from this nigga kicking her windshield from inside the car. Oh kay. So anyway she says she doesn’t think he will go for it. And around this time, the website owner gives me the “green light” to go ahead and film roxy and sends the paperwork over. By now I’m like fuck it, I’ll be your “boyfriend” on camera just get your ass over here and lets get some money bitch. This is florida after all, where you have to work all month, 40 hours a week, at _________ job (dont’ really matter where) just to earn about $800/mo. Shit I used to work at the airport here having a so-called “good job” on the city payroll and didn’t even make that, and that was just a few years ago. So for a girl to toss this kind of windfall opportunity aside makes me wonder. It wouldn’t be like its anything she hasn’t done before. And with me at that. And yall know me I’m a clean, tested, fit motherfucker who takes care of himself. And I’m sane. I’m not going to force or coerce her into doing something she is uncomfortable with, I just want the project to go smoothly and everyone leave happy with some dough.
So after no replies from Roxy in 24 hours I’m like god dam, I even offered her top fucking dollar, $1000. A grand for a shoot. Jesus christ man, I don’t even think Lisa Ann made that much on Hustlers “Nailin Paylin” and she got assfucked and everything. This is just a simple boyfriend/girlfriend shoot. And while its not the easiest type of shoot to pull off, GFEs (girlfriend experience) are not that hard so long as you and the girl actually like each other, a little bit.
If you absolutely detest the girl it may not work. But Roxys alright. She’s got a gorgeous fucking cocacola bottle shaped body, but she’s not really my type. But I still would fuck her. And for my cut ($1000) I would fuck her reeeeel good until she’s at least visibly smiling/laughing/enjoying it. Its a thousand dollars cmon. My kids need schoolclothes, my office needs furniture and basic shit, I need food, my gym membership is due, and I’ve got 1/4 tank of gas in both my cars so I’m riding my bike damn near everywhere because I don’t wanna pawn any of my equipment or get a title loan on my car or some dumbass shit like that. So I’m shopping around for another Roxy replacement for this shoot, cause I don’t wanna let this cash slip away. I have a whole drawer full of DV tapes and my batteries are all charged. All you girls from craigslist reading this I will be submitting your pics for approval to the site tommorow, and as soon as I get the green light you will know. Roxy, you already have the green light from them so I hope you come through soon. Good luck to you all and goodnite. Please don’t flake on me.
It has been a busy busy BUSY week, would make a good script for a movie or a reality tv show (or the shimmyshow.com!). Quit the rickshaw job, got a job as an escort driver, quit that, partnered up with an 18 year old italian chick who is bratty and annoying as fuck, and setup a blowbang scene in tampa for next weekend since this week all the male talent was acting like little pussies… so busy, so little sleep… pimpin ain’t easy.
