i gotta go. Really. i need to gtfo asap… get the fuck out as soon as possible. I’ve fuckin had it with california. and i’ve only been back here for like 24 hours. its that bad. you don’t realize how fucked up it is until you compare it with the rest of the modern world. i don’t know where to begin so its time for a bulleted list to empty my mind…
california grass is brown. all of it. that is whenever you can find it. people tend to put rocks and pebbles on that little 8ft patch in front of their house they call a lawn here… and if they do have grass its all brown. eww. and i left the paradise of white sandy beaches, crystal blue salt water, hot sun and buttnekkid florida cuties for this shit out here. the nature alone is enough to make me move back to florida
california girls. don’t even get me started. i will fill this fucking page with cuss words and make up some as i go. these chicks do too much living in their heads and are damn near lifeless. feminine traits no longer exist here, and what you are left with are cocky hateful woMEN with tits who think they know everything and condescent to every motherfucker who dares to smile and say hi. 100% of them have rehashed issues and therefore cannot smile, relax, have fun, or be genuine. you may get a fake smile when you are seen brandishing some currency at the store, and even their fake smile is not very good. if pitted against women around the world they would rank quite low put it that way
california jobs just ain’t happening. you better act in porn, direct porn, shoot porn, or webmaster porn if you’re gonna make it. otherwise head on right down to the social services building in your county. niggas ain’t hiring here for shit. no retail. no blue collar. no IT computer geek work. no white collar. unless you’re a doctor or a undertaker there is no work for yo ass here. you better get to fucking on film to pay your rent or find somebody to sue like everyone else. and hustle fast too
california traffic defies description. just get a bicycle. use it often. i have a few. there is this really interesting stunt track here where 16 lanes of traffic all get a green light at the same time, then they merge into 4 lanes all within a 1/4 mile stretch. all amateur drivers too… its called the Bay Bridge toll plaza. make sure your insurance is paid up and keep your AAA on speed dial if you plan on driving here. oh and those san francisco hills work wonders on clutches… be prepared to sit in traffic for 2 hours to cover just a few miles here
california people tend to look like they have heavy shit on their minds all the time. i think the word is “frazzled”. people in south beach FL just chill and live in the moment. they’re alert, happy, healthy, and actually respond like real humans when you talk to them. here people are dead fucking serious and its downright scary. they look miserable, and tense. when i’m on the subway here there can be a train car full of 35 people and not a single person will say a peep for like an hour. its so damn tense i dont even wanna think about it. it just seems like everyone has alterior motives and their behavior reflects it in their tense body language, straight faces, and ‘do not look at or talk to me’ attitudes. then these niggas will hate on me and look at me like i’m crazy for smiling and being happy around them. fuck yall i ain’t gonna be miserable just cause your life is fucked up beyond repair
california food sucks. i only drink smoothies and eat cereal. everything else will kill you.
so thats it for tonites little rant. my plan is to be permanently moved back to florida by november this year. fueling this dream of mine will be my websites, dvds, and other porno related shit. you have to come to florida with a little bit of money or you will be stuck. i’m only out here to hustle up some cash then i’m up out this bitch for good while i’m still sane and happy. no wonder i left this place 10 years ago… now i remember why…
Oh yeah. I’ve been gone for 3 weeks and feel totally recharged. Amped up. Pumped. Finally got out of crusty ol’ california and put my plans into action. Started off the trip with eXXXotica Miami. Gatdam… even though it was just a consumer show it was off the chain. All the big name LA circuit girls were there but it was by no means an AVN show. But the most kickass part of my Miami trip wasn’t even the porn show, it was South Beach Miami, a spot I had never been. Up until now I’ve only done Hollywood, Ft. Lauderdale, and Hallandale beaches… but never ventured the extra 30 miles to south beach where its oh so live. And let me tell you it was worth it nigga! I have never witnessed so many fine ass girls in such a small place, strutting their shit around topless wearing dental floss up their ass cracks.
