Man, I’m steady packing up my shit in boxes for the UPS dude to come and pickup off my porch, and I recently checked some of comments you guys have left me on this website. Apparently folks love what I have to say, can’t wait for the next update to see whats going on in my little negro world, but complain there isn’t enough “free porn” on this site. Hold up now…. did you say free and porn in the same breath?? I got bills to pay nigga! And my girls don’t fuck for free on camera, so that free porn shit isnt’ going to fly here. I’ve gotta buy cameras, tapes, computer shit, hosting, and have a waiting list of fine ass girls who all “need” money for some reason or another. So “free porn” doesn’t even enter the equation for me. Now if you want some fresh, good quality, ‘cheap’ porn, you can get a one dollar membership to a site like Little Kimerberly, who is about the youngest legal girl I have seen on the web, barely 18 years old with braces and shit… and I know you most of you niggas would just love to bang her little frail white girl body until her head falls off. So you may as well join her site for a fucking dollar.

Otherwise you guys are gonna have to wait until the end of this summer for me to roll out with nativeamericanxxx.com which is gonna be some kickass original shit the world has never before seen, all filmed by me of course. I’m going through a lot of hoops to get my black ass up on a few indian reservations to film this content, many of which are slightly more dangerous than San Andreas, and I damn sure aint’ gonna give my footage away to you niggas for free once it’s in my camera. Its gonna be some good shit for sure so get ready for it. This will be my last post until I get up out of California, about to pack up my computer shit and get outta here. Take it easy, have a happy holiday, don’t drive and drive, and make some fireworks of your own this year… find a pretty little thang like Kim to go hump on. Oh, and if you’re wondering about that other chick with glasses I filmed, Kira… I hear you niggas like her a lot so I’m gonna film her again when I get to florida. That clip of her deep throating the banana in my kitchen and then doing a handjob scene with me is a runaway hit on the clip sites. I may try to get away with a softcore editing youtube version to promote it more. This pic is all you get for free… if you want more, you niggas gotta pay up and thats just the way it is:

Peaceout.

- Shimmy

Less than a week before I leave California and I’m just tying up some loose ends out here. Doing my best to see people before I head up outta here because I likely won’t be back for a good while, and not without a round trip ticket. No naked photos or videos to post this time as per usual, I just don’t feel like it at the moment. Cybernet expo was nice to attend and the pics are up at fubarwebmasters.com if you care to see them. I won’t ramble on and on about the seminars, naked parties, and shows, because at the end of the day its just another freakin porn convention, about my 6th one this year. Its kind of growing old. Anyway, I’m basically there to touch bases with my industry contacts and holler at people with like minds. You can’t always disclose to civilians the inner workings of the sex industry as you will freak them out with your casual conversation. So yeah I guess its good to be around like minds. Oh and special thanks to Roxxy… if you’re reading this, I think you’re pretty fucking cool. Love the glasses, hit me up sometime.

So with just a few days left before I giddyup outta here I would like to express my thanks to everyone who helped me out here in Cali for the past 6 months… my family, Terry, Ed, Princess Donna, and India from kink.com, Martin and Tina from sfasians.com, Vicki at Ecos, California Talent, Jose Cuervo promos, AIM, Cryobank, and all my gym buddies at Ballys. You guys helped me get back on my feet after arriving here from Canada with nothing but the clothes on my back. I appreciate the help, the work you gave me, and the experiences.

Now on the other hand, I would like to burn some bridges with all the sorry ass muthafuckas that made california such a miserable, gut wrenching experience… all the bullshit scam ass jobs that don’t pay up, liars, theives, and schiesty shady motherfuckers in general who are lower than whale shit… fuck yall niggas… there are too may to name, so I will hand pick the ones who stick out in my mind….

• Forests Forever (charity “non-profit” treehugger scam artist telemarketing call center, San Francisco. Middle-eastern Taliban insurgent motherfuckers wearing burkas run the operation and are racist as johnny rebel. Fired for not meeting sales goal quota one day… apparently i do not ’scam fast enough’ for their liking)
• Ecovote.org, or California League of Conservation Voters also known as CLCV. A pathethic pandering organization that sends you door to door canvassing in rich-ass honkey neighborhoods. I should have known better when their craigslist ad and website said “minorities encouraged to apply”. That tall lanky whiteboy  who drove us around in the busted ass Honda Civic with expired out of state tags (hint hint) did not pay me either. I walked the streets of Berkeley with you and went to over a hundred fucking houses and helped you panhandle a fucking grip full of cash money (which i’m so sure you diligently reported to the head office) and I did not get a dime. Then I came in to work the next day and you said I was not “ready” yet you had that downs syndrome bitch and all those fresh off the boat sleepyheads working the streets for you. Bitch-ass nigga. Fuck you, your organization, and fuck politics in general.
• East Bay Paratransit (drive buses for the elderly/handicapped etc… fucking coon-ass niggers run the adminstration here. I passed the tests. Completed training. Already have a CDL Class-A as and I’m an experienced big rig truck driver. I’m friendly to everyone. Black bitch did not hire me for my “attitude problem”. Classic example of what minorities do to one another when given authority.
• BSIS basically what it sounds like. Bureau of Security and Investigation Services actually (california guard card training and certification. I paid big bucks for the course, I passed, got offered a job at Apple computer in cupertino… but wait, where is my fucking guard card so i can work… 6 months later stil haven’t received it. Fucking losers messing with my paper.
• CA DMV yeah everyone thinks they suck, me included. ( I retested for my CDL, passed, passed the physical, paid up… took $300 and 3 months to get a Licensce here)
• GR. Yes you. Short, cute, bossy filly girl. And I know you will read this one day even though you say you hate porn. I can’t kick it with you anymore after what has transpired out here. Yes I feel very used after all these years. I’m sorry your husband, or ex-husband, or whatever the fuck he was to you killed himself (by hanging himself no less), but that nigga was crazy and you know it. After I took your daughter to the movies and was napping on your couch, this crazy wild ass filipino is in the kitchen sharpening knives and talking that crazy shit. He had issues, all fucked up on meth and shit… and you’re a goddam corporate banker. I used to listen to your stories about him stealing your money out your purse and gambling it away, I came over and hugged you and let you vent to me about how much of an asshole this nigga was like I was your big fucking gay black friend and shit. And I’m not doing that shit anymore. I don’t need any more platonic female friends unless its about getting some motherfucking money. I’m not going to humilate myself by sleeping on another females couch while she sleeps in a bedroom alone with the door closed like I’m going to come and fucking eat her like the boogey man at 2 in the morning. You’re too rigid, too bossy, and too controlling to be considered a friend of mine, and friends do not use friends. Thats just fucked up. I’m not videotaping any more funerals or saying any more eulogies for evil motherfuckers that did dirt in their lives. I can’t do it anymore so don’t even ask. I will not come to any crazy womans house at midnight to change the locks on your door so that your crazy wild ass nigga can’t bust in when he’s all fucked up on drugs. And GR I don’t wanna hear any more of that guilt trip shit about what if I wouldn’t have changed the locks maybe he wouldn’t have killed himself. It was better him than you. And for the record I really don’t get how you mourned him so much yet everytime I saw you guys interact you were always on his back, harping on him about being a lazy no good motherfucker get a job you sonofabitch get outta my house etc. Who are you trying to fool. I really hope you get over him, and actually grow up a bit. Quit stressing so much and live life, you act as if you’re going to have a fucking heart attack every time I talk to you. Quit taking life so seriously, and enjoy it, slow down… move the fuck out of california if you have to. But please, do not EVER think you can order, boss, me around, be judgemental to me, use me to do your “man shit” around the house/car or whatever, treat me like I’m some sexless eunich and act offended and tell me you’re catholic and shit and how you don’t fuck etc yet you have no problem fucking gambling drug addict dropouts who don’t do shit for you except steal from you when you’re not looking because they’re your own race and shit, or schedule me like I’m some little menial to do task on your smart phone. Its really tough to break ties with friends you’ve had since college, especially cute ones you share memories and experiences with, but for the time being and perhaps for some years to come I think I need to break this clean. Good luck with everything and hope things turn out well for you. Wish you the best GR.

I gotta quit typing and do some actual work, and mail my shit off to the east coast so its there when I’m ready. On a positive note, I watched City of God (foreign film with subtitles) and really enjoyed the movie last nite, its my 2nd fav. foreign film after Swept Away (1974, Italian flick). K I’m outta here…. time to workout.

shimmy

Its settled… and I just booked a one-way ticket up outta here for good. I am officially done with California in 2 weeks. And I’m not coming back to live here. Ever. EVER. Fuck that… the final straw was when a few days ago I was headed to this little square temp promo job I have out here to give away supplement samples. This company pays me $20 an hour to be this fitness promo guy and I do the gig like once or twice a month since I’ve been in California as it was one of my first craigslists jobs when I landed here. So anyhow on the way to the vitamin store this cop fucks with me and says I ran a yellow light (wtf?) and I’ll get something in the mail about it. Well the mail came, and these fuckers want $495 from me… all en route to a bullshit $20 job trying to make an honest living. Well that was the “fuckit” catalyst for me. And by the way my black ass will be in court fighting that shit next week. So much for being a wage slave, there is no way to get ahead unless you control your own money and your own lifestyle, and I knew this all along… I just needed a recent bump on the head to jog my memory. So Cali is so DONE… like this little 18 year old freak I met in the hot tub at the gym said, its a “fail” living out here. And don’t even get me started on the latest AIM news for those folks down in LA… I didn’t know what a fail was (apparently its new white girl suburban slang) until she broke it down to me. I feel very old all of a sudden…

So anyhow I’ve been scouring craigslist down there and am trying to decide on south beach miami or tampa. I’m so done with orlando. Even though I still have a house in that area its all fucked up from family members running in and out of it for many years and the place is just “tore up from the floor up” as they used to say in oakland.

So I’m just gonna rent me a nice little clean apartment near or on the BEACH where I can get some SUN on my black ass and peacefully work on my websites, videos, and occasionally film a hottie or twelve. Rent is dirt cheap down there compared to Cali… and I’m just a single guy with no bitches shacked up with me so I can live off a bag of rice for a month. Fuck all my cars, they can rot. I’m not pissing any more money into them after I take my kids on a road trip this summer. Then I’m selling them all for whatever the market dictates. If you think I’m bullshittin, I just sold my Mercedes for $137.51 on ebay so I don’t even give a fuck. I bought my plane ticket with the paypal money, now thats a good investment… as soon as I land I’m gonna get me a bicycle and some new adidas and run up and down the beach twice a day, 5 miles in the morning, same in the evening. Gotta get off these treadmills and the “california lifestyle” and get some more fresh air. shit.

So anyhow until my day for departure comes, I’ve got 15 DV tapes of footage to put up on VOD sites, Hotmovies, Clips4sale, and hopefully AEBN and any others I can find. Need to monetize this footage to pay for more models, and film some of the same girls again for other scenes as well. Not to mention its a good rent money hustle until I actually have enough original content shot up for my paysite launches this summer. Which reminds me, I need to jam up to the indian reservation to continue filming babes for hotnativeamericangirls.com which is way behind production schedule. I need to just get up there and rent a place for a week and bang out footage of at least 12 girls (enough to start and sustain a member site for a month at least) until I can make steady and regular travel plans to get up there for updates. So there will be a lot of resettling and zipping around in planes and cars and shit from now until the end of August. I’ll still be attending Cybernet Expo and Internext in addition to securing and furnishing a new place, taking my kids on a cross country roadtrip, filming and banging more girls than I have fingers and toes, setting up my paysites, merchant account with OrbitalPay (thanks Karen) and getting some good affiliates to help me push it all down the buying public websurfers throats. So I shall be busy. Matter of fact this other video clip just got done rendering on the PC next to me so I better tend to it. This blog is gonna make one hell of a movie… or instructional guide for anyone that is starting all over with nothing but a vision. By the way fans if you wanna download Roxy, Carmen, or Kira’s videos before they hit my paysite, be my guest and snag em’ up my clips4sale store for now. peaceout

- shimmy

Alright its time I start monetizing all my hard work. I’ve been busy filming scenes here and there in prep for some site launches this summer and took a break to attend XBIZ Summer Forum at the last minute. I registered on site and got shafted for the full $250 but it was still well worth it for the contacts and hookups I made. Regardless, you gotta reg. for these shows waaay ahead of time. So I hopped a last minute flight to Vegas and went on to the show. I didn’t even stay at the Hard Rock hotel where everyone else on site did, I stayed way the fuck at the end of the strip on Fremont street. My room was an amazing $14 a nite at Binions, and I know why…. there is a lightshow and street concert that lasts until 2am everynite and you can’t sleep at all. Not that you come to Vegas to sleep. And I figured as little sleep as I get in LV paying a premium for a hotel room is not very smart.

At the show I met up with Eva Angelina and totally did a double take as she looks almost as dark as me in person without makeup. She’s smokin hot and looks even better after having her baby. Also briefly met Aria Giovanni in the pool, and quite a few solo girls. Everyone on site is cool as fuck and relaxed just like me…. Its not like the girls have to have their guard up like they do at consumer shows. So yeah beyond the typical networking and business card swapping this was a pretty cool show and I’m glad I attended. I didn’t gamble 1 cent in Vegas and I’m proud of that. My biggest loss was paying $18 for a Mai Tai at the poolside bar down where the convention cabanas were held (should have asked the price first…) but overall it was a great experience. Special thanks to VideoSecrets for putting on the Gokart races that totally kicked ass and to the entire XBIZ staff. Now it’s time I get my black ass to work and doing something with all these DV tapes here… and yes by the way Ariel (Filly girl) you’re short, hot, and we should definitely fuck soon. Gotta run, Adobe Premiere is calling me…

www.ShimmyCash.com

i gotta go. Really. i need to gtfo asap… get the fuck out as soon as possible. I’ve fuckin had it with california. and i’ve only been back here for like 24 hours. its that bad. you don’t realize how fucked up it is until you compare it with the rest of the modern world. i don’t know where to begin so its time for a bulleted list to empty my mind…

california grass is brown. all of it. that is whenever you can find it. people tend to put rocks and pebbles on that little 8ft patch in front of their house they call a lawn here… and if they do have grass its all brown. eww. and i left the paradise of white sandy beaches, crystal blue salt water, hot sun and buttnekkid florida cuties for this shit out here. the nature alone is enough to make me move back to florida

california girls. don’t even get me started. i will fill this fucking page with cuss words and make up some as i go. these chicks do too much living in their heads and are damn near lifeless. feminine traits no longer exist here, and what you are left with are cocky hateful woMEN with tits who think they know everything and condescent to every motherfucker who dares to smile and say hi. 100% of them have rehashed issues and therefore cannot smile, relax, have fun, or be genuine. you may get a fake smile when you are seen brandishing some currency at the store, and even their fake smile is not very good. if pitted against women around the world they would rank quite low put it that way

california jobs just ain’t happening. you better act in porn, direct porn, shoot porn, or webmaster porn if you’re gonna make it. otherwise head on right down to the social services building in your county. niggas ain’t hiring here for shit. no retail. no blue collar. no IT computer geek work. no white collar. unless you’re a doctor or a undertaker there is no work for yo ass here. you better get to fucking on film to pay your rent or find somebody to sue like everyone else. and hustle fast too
california traffic defies description. just get a bicycle. use it often. i have a few. there is this really interesting stunt track here where 16 lanes of traffic all get a green light at the same time, then they merge into 4 lanes all within a 1/4 mile stretch. all amateur drivers too… its called the Bay Bridge toll plaza. make sure your insurance is paid up and keep your AAA on speed dial if you plan on driving here. oh and those san francisco hills work wonders on clutches… be prepared to sit in traffic for 2 hours to cover just a few miles here

california people tend to look like they have heavy shit on their minds all the time. i think the word is “frazzled”. people in south beach FL just chill and live in the moment. they’re alert, happy, healthy, and actually respond like real humans when you talk to them. here people are dead fucking serious and its downright scary. they look miserable, and tense. when i’m on the subway here there can be a train car full of 35 people and not a single person will say a peep for like an hour. its so damn tense i dont even wanna think about it. it just seems like everyone has alterior motives and their behavior reflects it in their tense body language, straight faces, and ‘do not look at or talk to me’ attitudes. then these niggas will hate on me and look at me like i’m crazy for smiling and being happy around them. fuck yall i ain’t gonna be miserable just cause your life is fucked up beyond repair
california food sucks. i only drink smoothies and eat cereal. everything else will kill you.

so thats it for tonites little rant. my plan is to be permanently moved back to florida by november this year. fueling this dream of mine will be my websites, dvds, and other porno related shit. you have to come to florida with a little bit of money or you will be stuck. i’m only out here to hustle up some cash then i’m up out this bitch for good while i’m still sane and happy. no wonder i left this place 10 years ago… now i remember why…

Oh yeah. I’ve been gone for 3 weeks and feel totally recharged. Amped up. Pumped. Finally got out of crusty ol’ california and put my plans into action. Started off the trip with eXXXotica Miami. Gatdam… even though it was just a consumer show it was off the chain. All the big name LA circuit girls were there but it was by no means an AVN show. But the most kickass part of my Miami trip wasn’t even the porn show, it was South Beach Miami, a spot I had never been. Up until now I’ve only done Hollywood, Ft. Lauderdale, and Hallandale beaches… but never ventured the extra 30 miles to south beach where its oh so live. And let me tell you it was worth it nigga! I have never witnessed so many fine ass girls in such a small place, strutting their shit around topless wearing dental floss up their ass cracks.

Friendly too, and not the least bit shy… firm backsides, flat bellies, perky titties, and a tan that only south florida sun and salty ocean water can produce. I could happily live the rest of my days on that beach… it is truly the best beach in Florida, if not the whole USA. I know where I will be spending a good portion of my summer.

So yeah anyhow I left Miami after 4 short days on the beach that went by all too quickly and jetted up to Orlando. I had to follow thru with shooting some scenes so I booked a nice little condo for a few days and filmed some very energetic local talent. What sucked on this shoot was my CanonGL1 broke for some unknown reason (no power) and I had to scramble last minute to get one on ebay. I nabbed one for $950 and got a 2nd one with a few issues for $450… so now at least the shoots could go on as scheduled. Always something I tell ya. In this trip I broke 2 worklights, 1 PC, 1 hotshoe videolight, and 1 canon videocamera. All these casualties tell me that equipment, much like heavy furniture… does not like to travel.

I’ll be spending the next few days getting my west coast life back in order, then will focus on post production of the scenes and monetizing them with VOD, DVD, and future web projects. Also need to get some more office space out here in Cali. In addition I need to shave off the 12 lbs I gained on this trip… yikes. Back to the gym and 10miles on the treadmill… I better get another bike too. Have a shitload of show and beach pics I need to upload, maybe I’ll make a little gallery for your viewing pleasure later… you guys will have to pay for the good shit.

Shimmy

You know what I’ve been so busy lately I haven’t had time to scratch my own balls. I haven’t posted to my little journal here for all you faithful readers in weeks because I’ve been so active in the “real world” (ie: offline) even moreso than usual. I worked 3 part time gigs this week, all the while ebaying my ass off and getting ready for my upcoming porno conventions and filming excursions. To top things off I’m helping a very dear friend cope with the loss of a loved one, and doing all that I can to help them out. So I’m burnt, beat, exhausted. About the only sigh of relief I get is from soaking in the hot tub at the gym, running a few miles, and cooling off with a swim. If I didn’t have that kind of outlet I would be going nuts by now.

And lawd ham mercy I haven’t even responded to all of the emails from promo models in my inbox, I posted a little craigslist ad for promo girls to work the floor for me at the Cybernet expo convention in San Francisco and Exxxxotica Miami and there are some definite hotties in the bunch I want to hire, yet I’m so strapped for time I haven’t gotten back to them. This is going to be a busy week, as everything is now leading up to the show season and I’ve got a lot of loose ends to tie.

So enough about my personal rambles, I’ll survive just fine. I wanted to talk about social control, as thats been on my mind a lot while I was working these little square ass 9-5 jobs this week. I am damn tired of having snitch-ass coworkers and managers “spy” on me while I’m trying to do my job, and I’m tired of higher-uppers talking down to me condescendingly with their rooty-tooty-snooty attitudes. And dirty fingernails. And bad skin. Fuck… I almost think being an ugly motherfucker with bad hygiene is a prerequisite to being a manager in any corporate entity. If they only knew the smutty, sexy, oh so fucking hot films their little bullshit jobs are financing. Shimmy will have the last laugh, and my word is good as a government check. I’ll make it a point to send them a copy of the footage with me getting my dick sucked somewhere on the beach. So back once again to social control… working these 9-5 jobs for most people is very soul crushing and draining. You are not even treated humanely. I’ve had to deal with only getting one 20 minute bathroom break for an 8 hour shift, standing on my feet, busting my ass to make sales that I earn no commission whatsoever from, and I’m pretty sure that is not legal (I think by law you’re required 2 15min breaks and one unpaid 30min lunch break for an 8hr shift) Its no wonder people snap and shoot up the workplace. Its just such a powerkeg of tension. Thank God I’m smart enough to work with my mind. I can remember all that I can think of at the end of the day is how much my feet hurt from standing in a little area on the sales floor. And I buy pretty damn good shoes, and also run 5-10 miles a day so its not me, its the working conditions.

So I’m starting to think that “work” as in 40hrs a week work exists mostly for social control. Just like school, tv, the internet, movie theatres, religion, professional sports, etc. People need a distraction otherwise there will be a whole planet full of independent free spirited motherfuckers like me making porn, earning ridiculous amounts of money, going wherever the fuck I feel like going… whenever I feel like it, and not having anyone to answer to. That is a scary thought. Well no not really. That just means the world would be happy. People wouldn’t need drugs, alcohol, or antidepressants to get through their day. They could smile all the time like me, do and say what they feel, be liked, loved, and respected, and really get what they want out of life. I happen to like traveling, and running, and smokin hot girls with tight bodies, and money. Did I mention I like money? Yeah, thats the fuel for my reality. Mo money, mo fun, mo adventures… I really have no idea where I am going with this so I am going to end this now, and get ready to help one of my closest friends go thru probably the most difficult day in her life to date tommorow morning. I need to be there for her, so goodnite all. Oh, and if you want your daily dose of unique free porn guys, check out Ty Endicott’s Smoking Foxes. I can’t stand smokers myself, but luv it when I see a hot chick light up and take a few slow drags and puffs. And damn near every girl on the porn circuit smokes… See ya folks

Shimmy

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So I admit it, living in the SF Bay area with all the happy hippies has converted me into a bicyclist instead of a motorist. As a guy that once drove a different car every day of the week this is quite a change, but after traffic jams, bridge tolls, gas, and insurance are going thru the roof I realized that cars for the most part are a big pain in the ass, and are not necessary if you live in a big city with good mass transit. Plus my leg muscles are just growing to be fucking huge. The only downside is people don’t tend to see you in traffic. Even though I’ve got big bright ass flashing lights on the front and back I swear that I’m invisible to most drivers. Its amazing how much cash you can save when you’re not steady plunking dollars into some piece of shit in your driveway. More $$$ to film movies with…

Ahhhh yes, less than a month away until summer porn conventions on the east coast kick off. I’ve been daydreaming and planning everything down to the fine details and can hardly wait. Got my airfare and everything booked and I’m ready to roll out, hit the ground running, and start filming.

I’ve been having difficulty acquiring talent here in the SF Bay Area, primarily because I’ve only been using Craigslist and word of mouth for recruiting new girls, and I am thinking I need to have my ass in LA where the big agencies are. I get tired of having to explain myself over and over again to each new girl I meet about how everything works, etc… its like damn near an hour of me running my mouth just so I can film a little 20 minute scene. And I like to do less talking and more filming. I don’t think I will have that problem with the florida girls. Not that they are sex freaks (well some are) but for the most part I don’t think they really are going to care about where the footage will end up like many of the west coast girls I am dealing with locally. Obviously if I film a scene and shell out money I am going to try and get the most bang for my buck. That means dvds, vod, websites, content cds, and more… that DV tape is certainly not going to sit in box and collect dust.

In general Florida girls are much healthier looking (more sun) and have the youthfull looking beach bodies and easygoing attitudes that I’m looking for. That and they are hungry as a mofo… $100 will surely go a lot farther there than here. About the only piece of equipment I am missing is a camera jib and stabilization system, and another cam light… lots of cheapass ebay equipment has been breaking on me lately… and Nikon had better fix my SLR under warranty… it dropped less than 2 feet and the shutter is stuck open on it. So other than that, I’m going to keep working my little rinky dinky jobs and events out here, stack the paper up, and do most if not all my shooting for this season in Florida. The countdown to eXXXotica has begun, and in less than one month its going down like a plane crash baby, and the world is mine for the taking. And AmbarLyn you are fine as fuck girl, can’t wait to meet and book yo ass for a scene…

A good spoof on the BangBus…